Douche Pump

One who engages in douche-like activities.

Yeah, that guy. You see the one wearing four popped collars? He's a big fucking douche pump.

by Dembo34 July 1, 2008

super pumped

what happens right before you're about to get a bj

girl: hey, im going to give you a beej

guy: im super pumped

by punch bowl April 23, 2011

Two Pump Champ

Finishing quickly, considered a great accomplishment, and source of pride. It takes one with tremendous skill to be hailed under such a title.

Two Pump Champs, having mastered the art of sex, explore many other areas of life with their extra free time. This often includes World of Warcraft, and Magic the Gathering.

by Joel Devisiras January 16, 2015

Water Pump

When a female is able to squirt multiple times during coitus.

Rachel is a water pump. The bed is soaking after I pump her with the D.

by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2017

Minnesota Backwards Flair Gun Pump

The delicate art of engaging in anal sex with your significant other while she is on all fours and holding a ripe lemon in her mouth. As you pump her sphincter with your "blue veined throbber" use the flairmaster2000 semiautomatic flair gun that you hook up to an industrial air compressor with the special made 24 inch dildo tip. Repetitively fire the tip into her organs until you are fully stimulated and finally pull your john out of her "sphincy" and bust all over her face.

Tom: "Hey Billy what happened to Sabrina?"
Billy: "Oh, I performed the Minnesota Backwards Flair Gun Pump on her yesterday."
Tom: "Well, that explains all the blood on your bed sheets."

by Sperm Sniper February 2, 2015

pumping the shotgun

1. to reload a shotgun
2. to wack off

1. i was pumping th eshogun so i didn't see you
2. i was pumping th eshogun so i didn't see you

by Tom Ivens May 5, 2003

pumpin' the rump

engaging in the act of butt-fucking, or picercing the giblets.

I got done fuckin' the pussy and then I truned her over and started pumpin' the rump.

by Bill B. July 4, 2005