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pumpkin tart

Arrogant and/or obnoxiously preppy renewable finance professional with little to no social skills. Most commonly early to late twenties, poor attitude, and generally unwholesome demeanor.
I think its trash that this pumpkin tart is asking me so many detailed questions while I am trying to ride around in this truck fixing these solar panels.
by Roger McGovern May 13, 2022
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pumpkin person

by pumpkinperson October 16, 2021
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furry pumpkin

a furry pumpkin is a hairy asshole or taint.
i was banging this girl and she had a furry pumpkin.
by chaoticbeauty13 October 28, 2021
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pumpkin dong

by feggbzherhare June 17, 2021
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pumpkin puree

A heavy discharge of fecal matter in the shorts after consuming spicy food
I made some pumpkin puree after last night's Mexican dinner
by BIG T 49 March 24, 2023
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pumpkin coffee

when she goes to shit and it comes out as diarrhea after Taco Bell and smells like pumpkin coffee on sundays
“omg did you eat taco bell? it smells like pumpkin coffee” ~ aaron says
by unicornsavage1890 June 29, 2021
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pumpkin bowling

about a week before Halloween, you go around and jack a bunch of un-carved pumpkins from in front of a bunch of houses...the bigger the better. Then, as the passenger of the car, you have the driver floor it and lean out of your window, your outer arm cradling the pumpkin and your other hand gripping the "oh-shit" handle inside the car so you don't fall out. Once the car reaches a good speed (at least 40 mph) you roll the pumpkin in a bowling-type of fashion towards any target of your choice...preferably something expensive. Then just sit back and watch the show!
Dude, that stupid bitch chased me for a long ass time after we went pumpkin bowling into her trash cans.
by timpacalypse October 8, 2005
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