puddle

the definition of a puddle is where people who are not on substances under 5'8 may drown. people named Dave, Will, David and Tim

ong theres a puddle keep will away from it

we cant go over it we can go under it we have to go through it, but not you will youll drown

by IAMABOVESIXFEET February 20, 2024

Puddle slut

A slut standing in a puddle, and/or likes to stand in puddles.

“I’m a total puddle slut”

“Jeez Christina you’re soaked, you’re such a puddle slut”

by Emaliciouzzzzz October 21, 2025

panty puddle

The physical reaction a woman receieves when she gets turned on.

Freddy is so fine I got a panty puddle just by looking at him.

by Martinb June 13, 2012

PUDDLE JUMPER

An Inbreed with a Very Shallow Gene Pool which is a Puddle

That's your friend the Puddle Jumper

by Lucky Lupocino March 10, 2021

Alabama Family Mud Puddle

the typical shape of an incestuous family tree

The smiths' family tree looked something like an Alabama Family Mud Puddle.

by SovietKGB November 25, 2017

Fishing in a puddle

To perform a futile action, where the activity is pointless and ridiculous.

Pal: Joe, let's hit up that old ladys house!

Joe: The bank is down the street, you don't go fishing in a puddle.

by Jimjoe22 July 20, 2017

Puddle-Pumper

A Male that Buys or sells but does not use methamphetamine to trade to multiple puddles sluts for sexual favors to get more bang for his buck

Nah that Puddle-Pumper just grabbed a phat sack and too off to skip rocks on these puddle sluts

by IMSO8UP September 4, 2025