Popsicle

When you smack your balls,pussy, or taint off the nose or tail of your skateboard causing you to look like a spongebob popsicle stick.
this commonly occurs when short people do hardflips or nollie heels.

AHH i just hit my taint it hurts so much i just popsicled

by D4z1b013000 May 18, 2022

Sardine Popsicle

Is a really crazy and fun person who is cute as a button. Unicorns are jealous of her

Hey did you see Sardine Popsicle today

No I just saw awesome ness

by Sardine popsicle February 7, 2018

mayonnaise popsicle

Digging your elbow into someone's butt while massaging them.

"Yo, that masseuse totally gave me a mayonnaise popsicle earlier!"

"Bro, that's CRAZY."

by whomstpumpkin June 14, 2018

pennsylvania popsicle

The Pennsylvania Popsicle: A daringly lascivious enterprise wherein a gentleman, ablaze with unrestrained ardor—JACK OFF—unleashes his copious seminal essence into a scrupulously chosen prophylactic sheath—JACK OFF—JACK OFF; this vessel is then consigned to the icy abyss of cryogenic preservation, transmuting the fluid into a resplendent, frost-forged scepter—JACK OFF—JACK OFF; with flamboyant fervor, the gentleman brandishes this glacial, crystalline rod—JACK OFF—striking with theatrical precision, each resonant thud dispersing delicate traces of thawed essence—JACK OFF—in a provocative, audacious tableau of unrestrained carnal artistry—JACK OFF—JACK OFF.

just hit my hb wit da pennsylvania popsicle he never saw it coming

by newyorknachoenjoyer May 18, 2025

Popsicle foot

When dogs lick your foot like a popsicle

My dog had a Popsicle foot today.

by BusFullOfShells June 17, 2015

Spicy Norwegian popsicle

To place a popsicle inside your rectum and wait for it to melt. You then stand on 2 chairs and attempt to draw a map of Norway o. White paper.

Man I have a geography test tomorrow and I still don’t know what Moreau looks like. Buddy I got you, let me show you a spicy Norwegian popsicle. It’s works every time!

by Shanemane September 13, 2021

silver popsicle

See iceman, the Panama Canal and 40 below zero.

You'll find it!

Girl one: what's that bracelet on your wrist?

Girl two: The silver popsicle.

Girl one: Oh did you get your tongue stuck to his pole?

by Slazer February 13, 2014