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Phantasmagorical

Adj.) Being completely and utterly awesome to the point that if you were any more awesome you would internally combust and take a crap in your pants at the same time
Holy crap! Did you just see that guy explode?! He was way past phantasmagorical!

I think it would be phantasmagorical if a 200 lb. bottle of soda could just come over here and rape me in the glutes.
by UncleBobbyBee May 4, 2010
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phantimal

The ghost of an animal. Combine the word phantom and animal, and you get phantimal.
When Nyomi woke up, she saw her old cat Smokey, but she died three years ago. So it must have been a phantimal.
by steve1979 January 13, 2008
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phantasmagoric

Very wonderful and spiritually uplifting
Have a phantasmagoric holiday!
by Ach Sameach May 9, 2003
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Facebook Phantom

A person who uses facebook and uses the "go offline" function. You can see them writing on other users walls, taking quizzes, changing their status etc. But when you want to chat with them, they appear to be offline.
Guy 1: "Hey, the other day i was on facebook and i saw you writing on peoples walls, but it said you were offline. Thanks for being a facebook phantom, i really needed to talk to somebody about my mother...she died..."

Guy 2:" Oh yeah, right when you got on i clicked "go offline". you always want to talk to be about the stupidest things."

Guy 1: ...
by JuniorFrosty91 June 20, 2009
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phantom menace

An act whereby someone takes a dump in the tank section of the toilet rather than the bowl, leaving a menacing and lingering smell of unknown source
Ron left a phantom menace in the office bathroom before the Thanksgiving holiday. Upon the office's return the following Monday no on could determine the source of the stench.
by stevoid428 November 24, 2009
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phantom

When someone leaves an anonymous shit in a public/common toilet.
Who left that fucking Phantom.
Dude, I just left a phenom Phantom.
by Warsh June 29, 2004
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phantom wipe

When after you take a dump, you wipe your ass but see nothing on the toilet paper.
I just took a shit and did a phantom wipe.
by Bigg Gene March 24, 2006
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