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Parker Kubitza 

A boy who looks like a easter island head and is a simp. He also loves madison.
Did you know Parker Kubitza is with Madison?what a simp lol
Parker Kubitza by booty lover 29 February 26, 2020

Parker Kilts

The most amazing guy to me, he's everything I've ever wanted. He's perfect to me. I love him with all of my heart, and he is simply wonderful. He stole my heart, so I guess I can't really love him with all of MY heart...
But he is a simply GORGEOUS guy, and I love being with him, even though sometimes it doesn't seem like it.. He makes me smile for THE longest times ANYONE can achieve, he makes me laugh harder than anyone else ever will, and he makes me feel like someone actually cares. That someone actually cares about me and loves me and will take care of me. I felt like I've loved other people before, but not like how I love him.

Yea, there are some things he does that I don't like, but I love him for him. I love him just the way he is, but I know he's not going to stay the same forever. And I'm ready for that. I want to be with him, through everything. I want him to be with me. I love him, and I'm glad he's with me.

So girls, if you ever fined your Parker Kilts, whether he has either of those names for first or last, KEEP HIM!!:)
~I love you, Parker Kilts.

~You're soo amazing, Parker Kilts!
Parker Kilts by Parker'sGirl March 19, 2011

parker broach

The coolest kid at Pin Oak and basically the whole world.
Parker Broach is way cooler than Andrew Brown.

parker allen 

One who shaves with melissa's razor...mmmm shaved penis ahhhhhhh
see peach see peach explode
parker allen by jesus February 8, 2005

Parker Collins 

An alcoholic drink comprised of one part Malibu rum and one part pomegranate mix, usually on the rocks. Originated in chicago, at the University of Illinois at Chicago in the spring of 2007.

This is a very sweet drink and one can barely taste the alcohol, making it a good drink to order for the women.
Can i get a Parker Collins for the lady at the end of the bar

Parker Coulson 

In a word-amazing. One of a kind, loves to flirt, hates hispanics, and lives to hack facebook statuses. She is loyal to the end, but will burn you down if you don't live up to her standards. You want her on your team. Also, likes Mexican food and Popsicles. Breaks easily so handle with care.
Look at that bitch in the convertible with eyelashes. Such a Parker Coulson move.

Two men willing to fight to the death? Must be a Parker Coulson
Parker Coulson by parkk December 9, 2012