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Painful Mary

When you shoot your girlfriends tits off with a shotgun.
My girlfriend was gonna get breast reduction surgery so I gave her a Painful Mary.
by The Bundy May 20, 2008
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House of Pain

"The House of PAIN!" a famous quote on the soundboard of Jim Cramer's "MAD MONEY" TV show on MSNBC; A house that causes pain, such as a poltergeist.
"The House of PAIN!" screamed Jim's soundboard. Which is usually pushed when a Stock goes to an all time low.
by Bobbius August 10, 2006
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E-Pain

E-Pain: The feeling of being hurt when someone ignores your text or bbm but continues to tweet.
John: What's wrong?
Issie: My friend ignores my texts but I see him tweeting
John: I feel your E-pain
by JasonMraz August 1, 2012
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take the pain

when you're eating something, but it's hot/very spicy, and potentially harmful to the person eating it, but it's so good that you eat it anyway, and vanquish said food.
"I grabbed it, and it was hot, but I eat it, and I take the pain!
by dmq888 July 7, 2010
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Pain queue

Playing online competitive games on your main account.
The amount of effort you have to put is enormous which starts to cause you mental and physical pain and drives a person to being hopeless and suicidal
"Guy1 : Are you ready for the Pain queue ?"
"Guy2 : Fuck yea, i love getting fucked in the ass!!!"
by Bulg'd bulgarian November 1, 2017
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Retarded Pain

A pain that increases so rapidly that all control of basic motor functions is lost and all you can manage to do is moan in agony.
Once while pushing a car in sandals my foot was in the path of the tire and as the car got right on top i became struck with Retarded Pain and was unable to push the car off until a friend helped me.
by Tw34kd November 13, 2009
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Genetic pain

/n/: An unusual and rare malady that can strike spare heirs of British Royalty causing them to toss their toys out of the pram and play victim whilst completely being ungrateful for an extremely privileged upbringing.
Usage: Prince Harry claims genetic pain as his reason for breaking away from The Royal Family.
by SorileaJarra May 13, 2021
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