Painful Mary

When you shoot your girlfriends tits off with a shotgun.
My girlfriend was gonna get breast reduction surgery so I gave her a Painful Mary.
by The Bundy May 20, 2008
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House of Pain

"The House of PAIN!" a famous quote on the soundboard of Jim Cramer's "MAD MONEY" TV show on MSNBC; A house that causes pain, such as a poltergeist.
"The House of PAIN!" screamed Jim's soundboard. Which is usually pushed when a Stock goes to an all time low.
by Bobbius August 10, 2006
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E-Pain

E-Pain: The feeling of being hurt when someone ignores your text or bbm but continues to tweet.
John: What's wrong?
Issie: My friend ignores my texts but I see him tweeting
John: I feel your E-pain
by JasonMraz August 01, 2012
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take the pain

when you're eating something, but it's hot/very spicy, and potentially harmful to the person eating it, but it's so good that you eat it anyway, and vanquish said food.
"I grabbed it, and it was hot, but I eat it, and I take the pain!
by dmq888 July 02, 2010
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Pain Brain

Pain Brain is when you feel like a bug at the bottom of a shower...not quite dead, not quite alive, but definitely fucking suffering.
"Sorry if I seem off today, i have a serious case of pain brain."
by interwebification June 23, 2021
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Pain in the ass

A person or task that is irritating, challenging, or annoying, usually more so than it has to be.
I am a medic and every two years I have to get recertified. It's an unnecessary pain in the ass, because I have to file about 10 million papers and every two years they change it, and it's pointless anyways because I'm obviously not going to suddenly forget how to do my job.
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Pain Shopping

Engaging in any kind of behavior to find out if your romantic partner is lying/cheating.

Going through their phone, social media activity, following them, checking their Internet history, promoting another person to "loyalty check" your partner, are examples of this behavior.
I was pain shopping through his phone yesterday to see if he's looking that others girl's photos.
by December 03, 2022
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