Crack Blast

The act of sharing so hard you go back to the Cold War.

Man I ate Taco Bell last night and now I’m crack blasting non stop

by Author of Crack Blast May 2, 2021

Blasting Buddy

A partnership between two people where the two of them shit as loud as they can next to eachother in a public bathroom. The partnership lasts a lifetime and one can only have one vowed buddy

Me and my blasting buddy Mikey caused a real ruckus in the Walmart bathroom, the other customers thought we were giving birth.

by Rickzilla June 10, 2015

Free Blasting

To freestyle rap blasting a song or instrumental in the car.

Rapper: Crank up a instrumental so we can be free blasting"
*Driver turns a Hip Hop instrumental all the way up*
Rapper: Sittin back in the car, going so hard, to this beat, chillin' in the passenger seat"

by eudy May 9, 2010

Musket blast

Best described as the unmistakable first blast of a large bowel movement that reverberates through the thin bathroom walls of a cheap motel. This foul deed is often accompanied by giggles and/or disapproving comments depending upon the age and gender of the audience.

While deep in the middle of an Adult Swim marathon, the three young gentlemen watching the show were both humored and amazed by the incredible musket blast that came from the adjoining bathroom and literally shook their sleeping quarters to the core.

by Evan "Bonzof" June 19, 2008

skutter blast

When a chick or dude takes a shit and it explodes out of their ass so perfusley it sprays everywhere.

my shit this morning was a skutter blast

by DamzeL June 6, 2011

Tire blast

fingering someone while they are driving a car

I'm going to tire blast that bitch on the way to SRC.

by Wilcocinco March 7, 2015

penis blasted

When you cum so hard that you get thrown out of a vagina.

Last night I penis blasted this girl so hard that I got thrown against the wall

by Spice and Nice January 25, 2017