October 23

National Punt kick your shortest friend day

Short friend: hey how are you?

Tall friend: nothing but how is the gravity on the moon
Short friend: what?
Tall friend: it’s October 23 national punt kick your friend day
Short friend: WAIT NO
Tall friend: oh wait he’s already in space

by Diamond Carson October 6, 2021

October 27

Kiss your best friend/friends day

Yo, It is October 27 national kiss your bestie day so here’s a kiss.

by Djdjdjmydick October 25, 2019

october 27

national ask out a girl day and national hug your girl and give her your hoodie day

yooo it’s october 27th go get her man

by dumbythic October 26, 2019

October 24

It’s national hold hands day!!!!
When you see a guy/girl hold their hand.

Brent: oh there’s Taylor I’m going to hold her hand since it’s October 24

by emmaL October 22, 2019

October 27th

October 27th is international punch Ryan in the dick day. Today it is encouraged that you punch anyone named Ryan in the dick.

Oh today October 27th, I simply can’t wait to punch Ryan in the dick.

by dillydilly1322 October 26, 2020

October 26

National Cricket Day
Only bitches are afraid of crickets so use this day as an excuse to scare then

"October 26th is national cricket day so you know what that means......"
"You are gonna scare that bitch with some crickets?"
"Hell yeah"

by Yaboislenderjames October 20, 2019

october 18

national kiss ur crush day

bro it’s october 18 jayden can kiss anja

by uM no October 16, 2019