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The Nelson Effect

A recent gaming terminology where the player is on a current luck streak when all of a sudden their gaming prowess deteriorates by a factor of *10 for no discernible reason.
I was almost on a 20 kill, kill streak on CoD MW2 until I was hit by the nelson effect.
by Scout5566 February 13, 2020
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Nelsonism

A way of life, an order above all.

A mix of pantheistic values crossed with Jainism.

An art of thinking.
A quote from the Nelsonist, "All matter and cosmos are connected through the beginning of time and both inanimate and animate objects coexist in harmony" -Chapter 1 Consciousness 2017 Nelsonism
by Nelsonism Religion February 27, 2017
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Nelson

Nelson is one of those people that’s always horny around his friends, especially when he’s alone. He’s friends mess around a lot but he’s usually the odd man out. Nelson always abuses he’s smallest friend and always scared of he’s black friends. Nelson’s friends make fun of his acne because he has more of those than friends.
Nelson: I like Caitlyn
Small friend:Of course you do your a Nelson
by Iver6ers October 20, 2019
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Nelson

AMAZING to pleasure my cock and ball. His ball buster hits the spot.
Yes, I have a cock and ball torture session with Nelson today

Of course! He's 5 stars for sure!
by Mr. Wong's cock and ball October 13, 2019
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Nelsoning

Occurs when one smokes a joint/blunt utop the White House.
"Holy crap, Steve is Nelsoning right now. Get the picture phoney thing thats takes videos."
by Sol Surfer January 6, 2008
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Nelson Ivan

He is The Man. The real all in one.

He could be A very humble, romantic guy who cares for others and helps everyone. He is very successful, educated, handsome, and hardworking, he is a great person to spend time with and be with. Very trustworthy and lovable. Someone who wont let you down and tries to make everyday of your life the greatest.

On the other side he is The sexiest man alive! Smart, funny, sweet, super attractive, amazing lover, perfect penis size. He can be the biggest asshole or the sweetest guy at the sametime. If you know a Nelson Ivan you are very lucky to have him in your life. Usually from eastern Europe or Latin descent. Originally meaning "gift from god". Totally fuckable !
Meeting Nelson Ivan was the best thing that could ever happen to me.

I want to be like Nelson Ivan someday.

Nelson Ivan fucked me in ways I didn't know could be fucked. I love him
by Mavra Suspect November 22, 2021
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Willy Nelsoned

When a YT boy forces you to smoke weed with him while you plays guitar for you

Bonus points if he has dreads.
“I thought we were gonna go see a movie or something but he Willy Nelsoned me”
“Nah I’m good on that joint my tinder date just Willy Nelsoned me”
by Melodybun666 May 26, 2022
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