Mouse Boarding

The act of using a keyboard and mouse during overwatch game play on the xbox.

This fuck face is mouse boarding instead of using his controller! Get good dumb ass!

by Lady Azarax June 28, 2018

Mouse on a Harley

A diversionary excuse used when caught farting in public

John was standing in the break room at work and tried to sneak one out.
Jane walked in and having obviously heard it made a face at John.
John said, "Did you hear that? Must have been that mouse on a Harley again."

by Miggity Miggity May 22, 2018

Cookie Mouse

Someone who asks for more than what was already given to them

In the movie School of Rock, Jack Black’s character, Dewey Finn, was a cookie mouse because he mooched off his roommate, Ned for free rent

by MinDATucker March 22, 2022

mouse mattress

A sanitary napkin, such as a kotex.

My girlfriend is on her period and left a box of mouse mattresses next to the toilet.

by Gruff457 August 19, 2021

Shake the mouse

Pretending to work. Akin to jerking off.

Johnny-How was work?
Eileen-It was bullshit, all I had to do was shake the mouse once in a while.

by scratchy2868 July 3, 2020

Stockbridge Mouse

used in the more to-do parts of Edinburgh when describing what was obviously a rat, but they dont want to admit they have rats.

"Oh Marjorie, I was just moving the disco and I noticed a Stockbridge Mouse on the bird feeder"

by McVerylightblue May 25, 2022

Mingus Mouse

The name of a mouse from the Baby Loves Jazz series of books and albums.

Mingus Mouse - Hi, I'm Mingus Mouse, and I need to do my taxes, Be back in a second!

by Atticus Scout March 30, 2009