Mouse Harvesting

To tortiously remove ones tampon from in between their legs.

Damn, that bitch Madeline been mouse harvesting all day!

by Dr. Raun Cloywne January 24, 2017

Shake the mouse

Pretending to work. Akin to jerking off.

Johnny-How was work?
Eileen-It was bullshit, all I had to do was shake the mouse once in a while.

by scratchy2868 July 3, 2020

Trash Mouse

Someone who is depressingly horny for a 2D character

“Sees a picture of a hot 2D character”
Trash Mouse : “GRRRRRRR WOOOF WOOOF BARK MEOW MEOW PURR RAAAWWRR UWU BARK BARRK”

by Skmpy March 31, 2022

Mouse on a Harley

A diversionary excuse used when caught farting in public

John was standing in the break room at work and tried to sneak one out.
Jane walked in and having obviously heard it made a face at John.
John said, "Did you hear that? Must have been that mouse on a Harley again."

by Miggity Miggity May 22, 2018

Stockbridge Mouse

used in the more to-do parts of Edinburgh when describing what was obviously a rat, but they dont want to admit they have rats.

"Oh Marjorie, I was just moving the disco and I noticed a Stockbridge Mouse on the bird feeder"

by McVerylightblue May 25, 2022

Mingus Mouse

The name of a mouse from the Baby Loves Jazz series of books and albums.

Mingus Mouse - Hi, I'm Mingus Mouse, and I need to do my taxes, Be back in a second!

by Atticus Scout March 30, 2009

mouse whisperer

A person good at computers. A person skilled in doing anything quickly and comfortably on a computer, laptop, tablet or smart phone usually using a mouse or not.

My wife got on the computer and fixed our mortgage payment issue then paid the bank in 10 minutes with just some clicks of the mouse. She’s a mouse whisperer.

by LDL1 April 16, 2020