Morning persian

Waking up to a blow job from a woman with hairy armpits.

I got super drunk and took this girl home from the bar last night. I woke up to a morning Persian.

by Wayofthekracken September 15, 2019

Gd Morn

Slang term for good morning on S and S farms in Reydell, Arkansas.

Tugs told Ricky gd morn when he showed up for work.

by Truck 1 November 17, 2020

Morning Party

A party at midnight that goes till 6am with music blasting through speakers at max volume without stopping.

I couldn't sleep, my neighbors had a Morning Party.

by Msmote June 11, 2020

Morning thickness

Morning thickness: adverb; the state of feeling bloated (thick) before taking a morning dump.

I woke up feeling rather rotund. I had a feeling of morning thickness hoping soon my morning dump would alleviate the discomfort.

by Chett2tees October 21, 2017

morning doo

The pinnacle of poop timing. Taking a dump when you wake up and before you shower, allowing for a clean ass crack all day long.

Got outta bed and dropped a morning doo. Today is gonna be AHHHH-mazing.

by one 'f' Jeph March 28, 2017

Morning Sap

When a woman wakes up with a female version of morning wood, and rides the morning wood until she gets filled with the morning sap.

Crystal woke up this morning with a morning wood beside her, so she climbed on and extracted the morning sap.

Jene and Frank enjoy seeing the morning sap ooze from the morning wood.

Alice really has a bad case of the morning sap while she walks around at work.

by Lars Dav March 3, 2017

morning wettie

A morning wood but for girls. A morning wettie, when a girl wakes up wet.

I woke up in the morning with a morning wettie.

by Hetril August 12, 2016