by Hawksinger November 02, 2019
The process of which a man gathers all of his nail clippings from the last 12 years and mixing it with straight black tar, creating a dough. It is then slow roasted under nikocado avocado’s Roll #37 section 12 B until a crisp, golden brown. Topped with steaming jizz extracted from an orangutan, served hot and crunchy.
by myskin1issoBlack July 18, 2022
The Minnesota Vikings are the best team in the NFC. Their team is lead by a fucktard known as Brad Chilress.
by Aperson633 June 06, 2018
A Latin derived term meaning: An oversexed girl who gets her self esteem from sexual encounters, including group and lesbian sex. Is willing to ruin her own child’s life to prove a point; however, can’t/won’t see it that way.
If you find a Minnesota Tina who knows what to do with it, run as fast as your little legs will carry you.
by EVERHEARDOFRODNEYKING? July 28, 2019
A girl that can be found in Minnesota, usually going by the call sign Tina, who engages in group sex with many men at a time as well as lesbian sex, whilst all the while leading her boyfriend to believe he’s the only one. Proof can be hard to find because she is so mentally unstable that she will engage in this sexual over stimulation behavior like it’s just another day. But look for odd bruising and redness on and about the bottom area and if you take off the blinders, watch a little porn, you’ll see exactly what type of slut you’re dealing with. Highly, highly unstable; do NOT procreate with this creature. She is liable to keep you out of yours and her own child.
If you ever encounter an easy Minnesota Tina, don’t let the devil in or else you’ll end up paying with unimaginable nightmares that turn out to be your reality.
by EVERHEARDOFRODNEYKING? July 28, 2019
The act of teasingly blowing warm breath on a penis without making any physical contact — no hands, no mouth, just hot air. Usually done playfully to arouse, annoy, or flirt without fully committing to anything sexual.
“She said she wasn’t doing anything crazy tonight... then gave me a full Minnesota blowdryer.”
“That wasn’t head, bro. That was a straight-up Minnesota blowdryer — just breath!”
“It’s 10 degrees outside and now my junk’s got a wind chill and a heat advisory.”
“That wasn’t head, bro. That was a straight-up Minnesota blowdryer — just breath!”
“It’s 10 degrees outside and now my junk’s got a wind chill and a heat advisory.”
by Johnith30th June 10, 2025