Minnesota Snow Globe

An act performed at the climax of penetration of any orifice. The male pulls out, pulls the females hair/head back, and vigoursly ejaculates on her face whilst shaking his hips and her head; creating a fresh, snowfall appearance upon the the face and chest."

"Dude, last night I met up with Nikki and yada yada whoopty whoop... By the end of it, I hit her with a Minnesota Snow Globe!"

by LoSGaReBeAr April 25, 2023

Northern Minnesota paintjob

When you go down a dirt road and your vehicle becomes the same color as the dirt and stays.

Dylan: Looks like your truck is dirty

Dale: It's not dirty, thats just my Northern Minnesota paintjob

by Joshcopeland04 April 29, 2023

Northern Minnesota paintjob

When you go down a dirt road and your vehicle becomes the same color as the dirt

Dale: Looks like your trucks dirty

Mike: It's not dirty, that's my Northern Minnesota paintjob

by Joshcopeland04 April 29, 2023

Minnesota Mudbog

When a woman is laying on her stomach and shits herself. The guy comes from behind and slaps his penis on the shit and moves back and forth. Then slams it up her ass. Just like getting stuck in a mud hole

Was having sex with a woman last night and I gave her a Minnesota mudbog, it was an absolute mess.

by Totally_worth_it_7.3 May 12, 2023

Minnesota midget

While giving a blowjob the woman shoves an I've cube up the guys ass, causing his unit to shrink.

Hey babe grab the ice bucket you're getting a Minnesota Midget tonight.

by Reverend Jim Bob December 12, 2022

Minnesota

Boring state full of Vikings, Gophers and Timberwolves. If it weren’t for Outshined no one would know it existed. Lots of Minnesotans move out of state, often times to Alaska (as they’re already acclimated to the cold and at least there are cool animals in Alaska).

I’m lookin’ California, but I’m feelin’ Minnesota.

by Biden is a dick January 11, 2023

Minnesota Mustache

Like a Dirty Sanchez but you gotta root a little farther North

I had a Minnesota Mustache last week, my girlfriend is still smelling that shit!

by Hawksinger November 1, 2019