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Mini Manson

The best entertainer on YouTube

Lolcow, I mean.
Mini Manson is the best entertainer lolcow ever. Let's go watch his latest video.
by YouTubelover30 August 10, 2022
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Mini-Freakout

A 'Mini-Freakout' is the unsuccessful, near orgasm state of a severely drunken male receiving fellatio from his female partner.

Similar to multiple-orgasms, one can have multiple mini-freakouts. Most multiple mini-freakout occurrences have been known to yield precisely three mini-freakouts back-to-back. It is found that the three symbolizes the holy trinity of Christ found in one, or both partners. The father, represented by the male, the son represented by the impending semen ejaculation and the holy ghost represented by the mini-freakout itself, or as it is also known, 'ghost' semen.

A mini-freakout typically results in the male partner receiving bitter, short responses from his female counterpart for 30 minutes following the mini-freakout or as reported in some cases, a lifetime of atonement.
"Hey man, I was getting blowies but I was blasted on Stoli Gold. I went thrice mini-freakout and felt the hand of God stopping me from releasing my seed pre-marriage!"

"Was it a mini-freakout or a case of the Dry Click?"
by Mini-Freakout-Master January 23, 2013
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mini-rocker

Pre-pubescent child who listens to nu-metal and nu-punk, wears generic baggy jeans w/ Skateboard company/ Blink 182/ "Anarchy" hoody.

Does not realise he/she is following a trend like any skanger or townie.

Often thinks they are a punk because their mom bought them some spikes from a coporate chain.
I like to make fun at the mini-rockers in town 'til they cry and their mothers yell at me.
by Travis Bickle September 16, 2003
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Mini Sex

1. Small sex
2. Sex in a Mini (car)
3. A bit of both
Person 1: Do you want some sex?

Person 2: Yes but I need it to be mini sex, as the cars not broken in yet.
by __juup October 12, 2019
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Mini Bop

To FuCk roughly, and or viciously
Ey ggurl when u gun lemi mini bop
by Alex W. & Dre Weez December 23, 2004
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Mini Van

2 in the front, 5 in the back, plain and simple. This requires at least 3 pairs of DP to be happening at once. This is similar to Gang Bang, but more intense.
Guy 1: Man, you should have been there last night with all of us.
Guy 2: What went down?
Guy 1: Me and the guys met up with that bitch from the party, and we gave her a mini van.
Guy 2: Shit man, that's crazy.
by Walty102 August 25, 2011
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mini punk

1. Anyone 11-16 who dresses punk and thinks he/she is punk and original but is only dressing and acting that way to fit in.
2. Anyone who has spent over $100 at hot topic
You can barely go anywhere in the mall on the weekends without running into a mini punk
by Josi April 8, 2004
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