A name that usually implies a VERY creepy person. Almost everyone with the name Michael is a perverted freak.
by Your mom said this. December 19, 2009
Get the Michaelmug. A man who seems very sweet, nice, and makes you feel very special. But in reality, he will fuck pretty much anything that moves, and when drunk he can not differentiate between women, and tends to be somewhat of a man slut.
However, despite his skankiness he is a loyal friend with a down to earth soul.
However, despite his skankiness he is a loyal friend with a down to earth soul.
by lonewolf456709 April 2, 2010
Get the Michaelmug. The biggest asshole alive. He does shit with girls and then never talks to them again, even his good frienddsss.
Girl one; "Michael ate me out over a week ago, and now we haven't talked."
Girl 2; "Yeah, he's a total douche."
Girl 2; "Yeah, he's a total douche."
by fuckmichaellewwww August 19, 2011
Get the Michaelmug. by MarcusArilious&MatifaBabyPhat August 26, 2010
Get the Michaelmug. Most people say this person was amazing. BUT the truth is he is a kiss ass and he kinda really sucks. He is loud and obnoxious and everyone in his class hates him. Come to think of it everyone in the world probably hates him too.. but it'll be okay. Maybe he'll grow up to be one of those cat ladies.. He'll still have friends..kinda. But overall he sucks. And has a small penis.
by MICHAEL HATER December 14, 2010
Get the Michaelmug. An epic douchebag who is easily pissed off.
A person who would be angry by just reading this definition.
A person who would be angry by just reading this definition.
Person 1: Hey, did you see Michael today?
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a douchebag he belongs on Jersey Shore!
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a douchebag he belongs on Jersey Shore!
by TheOneWithTheGreenStripeJacket January 26, 2011
Get the Michaelmug. Michael seems like a goofball who doesn't really care about anyone or anything. But that's not how he really is. He is really a sweet guy who would do anything to protect someone he really cares about. Even if they aren't together.....anymore. No matter what he wouldn't let anyone hurt that person who he cares for.....NO MATTER WHAT!!! And once you meet him you could easily like him, because that's just how he is. He is a VERY like-able person. And no matter what happens, you will always have feelings for him.....NO MATTER WHAT!!!!!!!
Michael is my Ex- Boyfriend.
by The_Lost_Girl_12 August 3, 2017
Get the Michaelmug.