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Man, it is taking the death-bots a minute to get up here, innit? Shit... How long ago were they in Argentina? Had to have been like a month or 2... This is taking forever. I should have done the nanobot Alucard body FIRST... And THEN the death-bots... I don't know, it- I did this shit entirely backwards....
Hym "Yeah, create A.I., IMMEDIATE nanobot-Alucard body, consciousness transfer (I don't know why I though supplanting my cells one at a time was a good idea. That was fucking retarded), death-bot army, seize Jennifer Lawrence, capture Jordan Peterson... Put him in, like, a bird cage or something.... Conquer all of the countries... Build my slut-tower... Clone Megyn Kelly... Breed some some kind of mount... Like a bear-moose... Or and alligator-elk... Something with horns... Ummm... Obviously get carried around on a Xerxes thrown... I mean, it's a good plan. It's a good plan... Did it in the wrong order... Death-bots are taking FOREVER to get here... Where they at now? Miami? Yeah, this shit sucks..."
by Hym Iam January 9, 2024
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Miami girls' trip

The doomed stereotypical trip that a group of girlfriends takes to Miami. Factors like the stress of planning/travel, forced proximity, and finances cause tensions to rise, often resulting in some kind of fight. The friend group is irreparably damaged upon returning home.

Any ill-fated trip by a friend group can embody the Miami girls' trip. The friends do not have to be girls and the destination does not have to be Miami. If the group trip ruined your friendships, you've had the MGT experience.
Things were never the same between them after the Miami girls' trip.
by Meradeet April 24, 2025
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Miami right

When you make a right turn on red from a lane other than the right most lane, usually to avoid traffic that is using the right lane to go straight through the intersection.
“I was late to work, and made a Miami right cause some jackass was taking to long to turn”
by Aweebutter July 21, 2022
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Maria Miami Merger

It’s Sunday? And Maria’s birthday? We are in the presence of a Maria Miami Merger.
by lauracarolynrhodes July 17, 2022
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Miami beehive

I went to bed with alone and woke up with this Miami beehive.
by Jibba1 February 5, 2022
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miami mint

by Yeeyeetreepp April 29, 2024
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Miami

Miami is so fine she will have you drooling she also has amazing eyes. Miami is very athletic she loves to spend time around her family she is also really funny & no matter what you’re going through she will make u laugh she’s really the life of the party. miami is very wild & crazy but she’s also really chill & laidback. miami is shy when u first meet her but once she gets use to you shes really funny & goofy. No matter what you do to her she remains loyal & she will stick with you. Miami is great to have as your best friend. She can also be a very stubborn person but will push you into doing anything she does but she is also supportive. She is very very smart so don’t ever lie to her or hide things from her because she will find out. Miami is the most awesome, funny, approachable, nice, caring and kind person you will ever meet. She doesn't give you any reason not to be her friend. She will become like a part of you and your family. Miami is just perfect. There is no way that you couldn't like her.
Who is that girl over there, she is so gorgeous,athletic & funny Oh, that's Miami
by ilovebaddies2819 September 3, 2021
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