Melt

A person who makes stupid decisions

Dayde watts you truly are the king of melts

by Jkluonhbyb June 3, 2018

Melt

A 'Melt' is a term used to describe someone who is often clumsy, or silly. A 'melt' is a special kind of 'doofus' (but not completely stupid, as that would be rather mean).

Ryan: Eshara, what number are you on now?
Eshara: You don't have my number saved? Gosh, Ryan, you are such a melt.
Ryan: What does that mean?
Eshara: It means you are a special kind of doofus.

Ryan: Oh I see. You are so wise Eshara.

by BubbyPingu November 11, 2022

Melted

When someone does something really well or accomplished something such as , “You meltedthat shit!”. Also could be used to roast someone such as “imma melt yo twig ass”

“You melted that shit”

by Highimhi98 October 24, 2019

Melted Snowman

When you nut inside a hot cup of French Roast coffee and pour it down your partners back.

Dude I was with this old bitch Jennyth and I totally gave her a Melted Snowman

by RandyCouget December 1, 2018

melted hershey

When you try to fart and you end up spraying shit everywhere.

Bro I melted Hershey at my girlfriends house

by Daboss822 December 3, 2016

Melt

You will understand the definition of a Melt by watching any rap videos by K.S.I on YouTube, or just scroll through his twitter

"K.S.I made fun of mental health, what a melt"
"K.S.I brags about having 3somes with birds he met through Joe Weller, what a melt"

by Yagirlphe October 7, 2017

melting moment

When you give your partner a blumpkin (which is a blowjob whilst he is taking a dump) and remove it from the toilet to freeze it. Once it is frozen you then use it as a dildo and gradually let the poo melt in your anus so you can proceed to poop out his shit

my girlfriend is so crazy and wants to try do a melting moment with me

by littlemissblumpkin March 6, 2024