by Bigtasty556 March 10, 2018
It’s when you cum on your women’s chest who is fully Jewish and your fully German and you quickly cum on her chest and stomach and thrown in the over
Oh mein süßer kleiner Bagelschmelz *cums on chest and throws into oven* Geh in den Ofen, Süße
That’s the bagel melt technique
That’s the bagel melt technique
by Menace of your mind June 18, 2023
When you turn on your air conditioner but it burns up because a mouse crawled inside. Also a term for male masturbation.
"Hey, can we get some air in here? I'm sweating balls from all this melting the mouse."
"Nah, man, I hit the thermostat earlier but I think I melted the mouse."
"RIP soulja boy"
"Nah, man, I hit the thermostat earlier but I think I melted the mouse."
"RIP soulja boy"
by deadsouljaboy July 08, 2015
A person who obsessivly posts things/selfies on social media or acts like a roadman/rebel over the Internet.
Guy 1: Ugh have you seen Olivia's account recently?
Guy 2: Yes she posts way too much, her selfies aren't even that nice
Guy 1: The internet melt
Guy 2: Yes she posts way too much, her selfies aren't even that nice
Guy 1: The internet melt
by InternetMeltShutdown January 11, 2017
by Assman8675309 September 18, 2020
I got to my Melting point
by bloopfish December 13, 2014