Shelf Material

An attractive individual whom you can show off proudly, aka "put them on a shelf" and display them.

Similar terms include 'arm candy' and 'trophy husband/wife'.

"Damn our new coworker is hot."
"Yeah, that's some prime shelf material right there."

by mell0drama September 8, 2016

priganic materialism

defines the synthetic material world which categorizes all material things created by man such as material wealth etc.

priganic materialism defines all material things made by man, such as material wealth, possessions etc.

by Baron Neville July 5, 2019

pilot material

A reaction to be called wifey material and anti sex minded. While this individual may indicate signs of a caring nature towards herself and family: cooking,etc. don’t mistake it for wifey material.

You’re such wifey material but I don’t want to marry or discontinue pulling out my sperm from your body.

Oh that’s because I’m pilot material.

by notjuggs_justAj January 12, 2021

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<.7.9.7.6.>Genres Are Expressive Notions That Are Expressed Whilst Journal With Any Material/Object, Also Know As "'Jump Scares'"<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

MATERIAL GWORL

LITERALLY ONLY CARE ABOUT GUCCI. CHANELS AND PEARLS THATS THE TRICK THAT IT TAKE TO KEEP THE GIRLS!

U ARE A MATERIAL GWORL!

by bunnyloverluvhoppy March 31, 2022

Material Baddie

A person who can hold their own and take care of themselves in the corporeal realm. They are typically very attractive and independent.

Alexis Rose from the TV show Schitts Creek is such a material baddie.

by Earthmangaboy13 August 27, 2023

generative materialism

Paradigm that elements of feeling (figmas) have a bijective relationship with elements of thought (psychometers) in a closed-system.

The idea that the immune system subjects discrete lines-of-thought to a bending force between supersymmetry and perception-resolution.

In generative materialism your thoughts share a 1-to-1 relationship with elements of your immune system--figmas--such that your immune system bends your elements of thought before they reach perception-resolution (object-grammetry).

Thus; you are meeting elements of your immune system in a drug-induced hallucination.

by metastatic November 22, 2021