Magic Tokens

Achy, swollen testicles. Full and ready to but a copious nut custard.

That’s it. Squeeze my magic tokens. You are in for a load.

I was slapping my magic tokens against her taint before I roped her up deep.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Magic Cylinder

When you're having sex with your girl, but, right before you blow your load on her face, she catches it in a cup and splashes it in your face.

I broke up with my ex when she surprised me with a magic cylinder.

by TDG SN June 7, 2019

Magic: the Gathering

Updates: For those of you who don't know, the Throne of Eldraine set is coming out October 4th. The plane is based around Magic's twist on Arthurian & Grimm's Fairy Tales. There are new mechanics added to the game. I'll cover them below.

New Magic: the Gathering Mechanics
Mechanics
Addamant: If 3 of some kind of mana was spent on summoning this creature, (wrote spell in cards idk why) put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Adventure: Does something and is in exile until next turn for a specific amount of mana and stays in exile unless you pay the summon cost.
Food Tokens: Sack it along with spend 2 mana to gain 3 life or, if you have Tempting Witch, sack the food along with paying 3 mana to deal 3 damage to opponent. (Only works in a black, black/r or g or w or blue, b/r/g, etc, etc.)

by EAsuccracc September 29, 2019

Whore magic

A spell women cast to get their shit done by leveraging their sex appeal.

She got all As?
Whore magic!

by Zakharov October 28, 2020

Magic Sweat

A drip of sweat that goes down from above your chest alll the way down to your taint. The average male will experience this at least once. Some people believe it is a sign that puberty is over.

The magic sweat trickled down the young boys chest until it touched the soon to be mans taint.

by TheRunner62 June 20, 2017

magic carrot

Used during blind sex. The male will attach a carrot on the end of his penis for enhanced length.

Sarah: Joe had a MASSIVE dick.
Susan: Don't be fooled Sarah, it's probably a magic carrot.
Sarah: Aww Shit.

by biggie27080 June 8, 2016

Magic Morning

Opposite of a hangover. Caused by going to bed stoned or passing out and waking up the next morning still buzzing slightly. A person would still be able to function normally and not be keyed, but still buzzing.

Not to be confused with waking up and smoking, that would be a wake and bake.

The phrase is thought to originate from the North West, particularly Washington, Oregon, and British Columbia, but that's open for debate.

Date: 4/21/10

Joe: Oh dude, that bud last night was dank. I got myself a magic morning here.

Jeremy: I know man same.

by Mysterion420 March 4, 2011