Libertarian

A person who greatly desires to win an argument that nobody else wants to have.

As a libertarian, Patrick realized he was the only person at the party who could convince Ava that government spending was tantamount to state confiscation of private property and would cripple The Free Market's ability to address society's challenges.

by educatemedavis May 15, 2018

Angels of Liberty

The current incarnation of the Crusader class on the browser game Pardus. After their first few attempts at forming alliances to crusade with failed, Angels of Liberty was formed to attempt to somehow do some damage to the fun of Pardus players. Generally involved in heavy raiding, and known to associate with pirate alliances and Free Trade Syndicate alike.

"Angels of Liberty pilot spotted on Zirr!"

"Quick, rally the defense squadrons and repel the vile scum!"

by Jobnob February 10, 2009

Statue of liberty

When you pick up a girl by her vagina and hoist her like the fire on the goddamn Statue of Liberty.

Justice Winslow statue of libertied that girl in front of the entire party

My goodness that girl is high in the air, it kinda resembles the Statue of Liberty

by Donald sterling March 1, 2016

Statue of Liberty

A bar stunt in which the participant dips his/her index finger into a shotglass of liqueur (typically Rumpelmintz), allows another person to light the soaked finger on fire, and then holds the flaming digit aloft while quickly downing the shot. It's imperative to place one's finger in one's mouth and liberally coat it with saliva before dipping it in the liqueur to avoid burns.

Suzy regaled her friends at her birthday celebration by demonstrating the Statue of Liberty throughout the night.

by WZK August 22, 2007

Lambert

N. A term for a grown man who calls in sick to work at least twice a week with lame excuses

Joe called in sick today again! His uncles cousin has hemhoroids and he needs to go pull them off
What a Lambert!

by Hags64 April 24, 2014

libertaryan

One of the many white Christian males who belongs to the right-libertarian movement. Right-libertarianism is a front for fascism cloaked by slogan's like "liberty" and "freedom"--not to be confused with actual libertarianism which advocates for dismantling the innately corrupt/destructive capitalist system and eventually the state itself. The grandfather of right-libertarianism Ludwig Von Mises served as an economic advisor to an Austrian fascist named Engelbert Dollfuss who shut down parliament and suppressed the socialist movement. Mises is on record praising fascism. "It cannot be denied that Fascism and similar movements aiming at the establishment of dictatorships are full of the best intentions and that their intervention has, for the moment, saved European civilization." The movement was further expanded by Murray Rothbard, who was a student of Mises. Rothbard believed in "voluntary" separation of the races, and spoke kindly of former KKK leader David Duke when he ran for senate in 1992. The modern right-libertarian movement is carried on the shoulders of Ron Paul, who published blatantly racist newsletters in the late 80s and early 90s. David Duke was also praised in the newsletters. Ron Paul has publicly defended Texas anti-sodomy laws, spoken against the Civil Rights Act, voted against MLK holiday, and against giving Rosa Parks the congressional gold Medal of Honor, despite supporting giving every Cold War veteran a medal.

European history of brutality and conquest didn't sway the libertaryan from his stubborn belief that Africans are inherently more violent than Europeans.

by ReichWingWatch December 14, 2016

liberty

A quaint custom that has recently become obsolete.

Life, liberty--huh? What's that?

by gdubyab April 11, 2006