lemonade trip

when a bunch of useless folks visit a strip club at 3 PM in the afternoon on a random Wednesday

Frank: Bro, last time we went on a lemonade trip, his girlfriend showed up.

by Urbanlegedary October 10, 2023

Lemonade greeter

A common term wherein the lemonade greeter splashes their guest with a yellow liquid. The nature of the liquid is up to the greeter but it must be yellow

I was thinking of taking shower when I got to John's house but he was a tremendous lemonade greeter and gave me a different shower instead.

by Jonathan Bigue-Bottoms October 13, 2023

Lemonade Talk

Derivative slang of the phrase "making lemons out of lemonade" and when used in reaction to conversation from an overly positive human. Also referred to as TALKING LEMONADE.

Rusty asked Herb what happened?! Herb said, "I was working on a four-story roof when I fell off, breaking my hip, neck and spleen..... becoming paralyzed. I lost my wife, my job, my dog hates me, I can't drive my Porsche and a woman will never look at me again. What a great turn of events. From now on I don't have to go into work, wake up in the morning, shower, interact with people, I can drink and cry myself to sleep every night, and I will live like a king off the land and my permanent government disability check in a trailer park with a white picket wheelchair ramp in the front yard. Must have been my lucky day. I don't know what I did to deserve such fortune. Life is good. If not for that I'd have to get up tomorrow and schlep shingles up a 100-foot ladder all day. Who wants to do that for the rest of their lives?!" Rusty replied, "that sounds like a bunch of Lemonade Talk to me!"

by Rusty Sluts November 21, 2024

lemonade that kills you

a super-caffeinated “charged” lemonade from Panera that may be responsible for several deaths

I’m at Panera drinking the lemonade that kills you.

by asamota December 11, 2023

Lemonade

Water and lemon juice mixed together to make a yellow drink. Sold in packets. Feels cool and refreshing when drank on a hot day. Children sometimes sell lemonade in stands.

"She made homemade lemonade."

by Dictionary but with a life lol January 27, 2024

Lemonading

Lemonading is a word that is used to describe someone peeing in his own or in someone else's mouth. Piss kink is often seen as gross and unhygienic. To attract more people, men would tell men and women to pretend it's just lemonade.

《Oh my god, jack and steph are lemonading! Ewww》
《I love lemonading with my boyfriend!》
《Lemonading is one of my guilty pleasure...》

by Possibly4NewDefinition March 12, 2024

lemonard

anyone who pays for shady stock market courses to make quick money

see that lemonard over there? he has been told to sell tails to recover course fee in one week.

by ltothetits April 10, 2024