J-lag

1.A Hispanic male that has no sign of having any balls.

2.Someone who fails or doesn't attempt to get with a girl he likes and usually just sits there and looks at the ground blankly.

3. Enjoys Robitussin, feet(preferably big toe), and WOW.

A(person with no balls): I am going to redeem myself today with this hot girl.

B: HAHAHA! No you wont your a J-lag, you have NO BALLS and your just going to sit there,sip Robitussin, and fantasize about feet!

by The real ofazilirk September 9, 2011

hang-lagged

Being both jet-lagged and hungover at the same time.

I am really hang-lagged after drinking all that booze on the plane.

by Robule May 3, 2007

jet lag

The idea or theory that because of the shift of time zones when traveling, morningwood may occur at an earlier or later time than usually. The name for this untimely morningwood goes by the name of Mr. Sunshine. This effect can be especially bad when traveling on a high school or college trip.

"Thanks to jet lag, I've had an encounter with Mr. Sunshine..."

by Lakob February 20, 2009

whore lag

When your lagging so badly that you are destroyed in an internal fury of flames from frustration.

omg, this is fucking whore lag!!!

by jfuck May 1, 2006

lag attack

A sudden, paralyzing attack of laziness.

Dude, I was gonna take the trash, but then I had a lag attack. Now the goddamn house is filled with stog flys.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

Pulse Lag

During a video game, when you have a good connection for most of the game, but every minute or so you get about 3 seconds of lag.

Wow, i was gunna about to headshot that noob but i got a pulse lag and i ended up staring at a wall >:(

by B DON February 20, 2009

fag lag

The effect left on you after being near someone incredibly annoying and/or an asshole.

"What's up?"

"Nothing. Just stay out of my way, faggot."
"Woah, what's wrong with you?"

"Nothing. Man, I got some fag lag left over from talking to Justin.

by JK6 October 26, 2010