Mighty Kong

(noun) An extraordinarily long and/or wide penis. Not necessarily as hairy as the beast for which it is named.

Guy 1: "Did you go out with that girl yet?"
Guy 2: "No, but tonight, I'm slipping her the Mighty Kong"

by MyBar001k March 25, 2010

The King Kong

She puts a banana up her butt, you put your dick in her vag, while wearing a monkey suit.

The king kong was the best sex of my life, let's do it again.

by boss ton pan cake January 12, 2009

Kongregate

Kongregate is a website with some of the best flash games. My favorite flash game site by far. You earn badges, similar to xbox 360 achievements and level up. You can also buy kredz for special things in games. Another good thing it's for is forums. The most used is General gaming, serious discussion, and off topic. Although fun to be in the forums, OT/SD will be full of flamers, trolls, newfags, and oldfags. SD/OT also have a lot of obnoxious idiots who try to make themselves seem smarter then everybody. But, it still is fun.

SD-er topic: When will people stop being so ignorant and all become Atheists?

OT-er topic: WEW! Smell that crotch rot!

Kongregate

by SchizophrenicUnicorn January 26, 2011

kongophile

A person(s) dedicated to studying the feeding habits of the species Kong. Best known by the original KING immortalized by movies, and most recently by the direct descendant Kalia immortalized by Summer TV, Kongs are known for their voracious appetite and thorough lack of self awareness.

KINGDOM
Animalia
° PHYLUM Chordata
• CLASS Mammalia
° ORDER Primates
• FAMILY Hominidae
° GENUS Foodus Maximus
• SPECIES Kong

While watching Big Brother this year to my astonishment, a member of the Kong species was seen. As a dedicated Kongophile, it was my duty to document, and publish the record. The Kong was seen eating, talking constantly and acting in a manner consistent with lower level primates lacking self awareness. This Kalia Kong also seemed to brag about beating small dogs, and wishes to change her name to Kongielle for some unknown reason.

by BaliaKong October 8, 2011

Kongosa

A west African term used to describe someone who gossips a lot.This term is used in many west African countries and languages eg. Krio(Sierra Leone), Pidgin(Nigeria/Ghana), Cameroon, Gabonetc

“Da titi too Kongosa”
That girl gossips too much

by 5hine November 27, 2019

Kongor

Kongor is a South Sudan name not to be mistaken for a tribe in South Sudan called Kongor. It means one twin child if one twin is named Kongor the other will be named Chan

Hey Guys i met Kongor today he is so hot

by By Hot boi child of God November 1, 2021

kogology

1. The fine art of video game status effects.
2. Any really cool or really annoying video game status effect, especially one that requires skill to properly use.

(From Koga, ninja and Poison master in the Pokemon series.)

"Psych Up is kogology"

by Traz January 4, 2004