Jim-jab

The act of one striking the male reproductive parts with a closed off hand fist.

Her memories of her childhood made her want to jim-jab her stepdad

by Camellari Carrier April 4, 2009

Sloppy Jim

Getting extremely drunk and leaving a steaming pile of doo-doo in the corner of your date's trailer.

Hey, man, we gots ta go! I know you were about to hit that, but I just dropped a Sloppy Jim in her bathroom.

by TheOriginalTierOne October 17, 2017

Doing a "Jim"!

When you are feeling the lack of four days sleep, does bulbs and proceeds to stand up off of a half flat air mattress to do something and falls over and knocks over everything off of the table in front of him then settling down and repeating it again a few hours later......

Doing a "Jim"!

by smurfism June 9, 2013

Jim Minute

Like a standard 60 second minute, a Jim minute is a measurable amount of time - only a lot longer.

Mike: Hey Jim want to get lunch?
Jim: Sure, give me ten minutes.
Mike: Jim minutes or regular ones?
Jim: aahaha

48 minutes later

Mike: I'm still hungry and I hate you...

by mrs1700 January 19, 2011

Jim Carrey

A hilarious comedian from Canada who is known for his slapstick comedy routines. He starred in some great movies like Bruce Almighty, Liar Liar, and The Truman Show.

Jim Carrey is the funniest man on the face of the planet

by BigManIsBig December 25, 2018

Jim Joyce'd

1) When something special is taken away by an obvious misdeed.

2) In reference to MLB Umpire Jim Joyce who blew a call at 1st base on the last out of what would have been a perfect Game by a Detroit Tigers pitcher. It was very obvious that the player was out even in real time depsite the replays that also proved it.

3) When an athlete or team is robbed of something special by an offical. Any blown call in a sporting event!

Becky just got Jim Joyce'd in her bid for the piece of art at the auction despite her bid gesture which was overlooked by the auctioneer.

by CrazyCurt June 3, 2010

Jim Joyced

1. To fuck something up. 2. To be obviously wrong. 3. The act of ruining someones lifetime goals

Calling a baserunner safe at first base with 2 outs in the top of the ninth inning when a pitcher is throwing a perfect game. Gallaraga, the pitcher, got Jim Joyced.

by ag58 June 13, 2010