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Jaden is a massive apple munching neck smacking destroyer of planets, He understands nothing, nothing to do with anything but apples. He sits on his chair all day and eats 5-100 apples a day. He causes droughts in apple prone regions and should never, under any circumstance should he be left free. He is also connected to the legendary Alfroc
RUN A JADEN WITH AN APPLE
Jaden by Whoomst Giraffe February 7, 2018
The correct way to spell Jaden
Ziploc: yo wassup jajen
Ziploc: *jafen
Jaden: Uh my name is Jaden, also New Hampshire doesn't have donuts
Matze: Ok than
Hakr: nhdhd nhdhd nhdhd nhdhd nhdhd nhdhd nhdhd nhdhd nhdhd

Jaden: rood >:(
jafen by poopieslover95 June 2, 2018
A sexy fucking bitch, proud kween. I know you want to be me hahaha also I’m a lil depressed
Damn Jaden is such a thiccy I wish I had that fat ass
Jaden by Uhaveasmallpenis January 14, 2019
Jailen one of the most hottest people he can talk to any girl and make them smile his super white teeth his silk hair just wants to make wanna take your clothes off he is super funny he's super popular all the girls like him
Did you see Jailen pure hottie right
Jailen by Hottiedt November 24, 2019
Jaden’s are funny, dirty-minded and kind). Jaden’s Can be stupid at points. He will make you laugh in seconds. They love Gaming And inside jokes. Jaden’s have often been through some Tough times.)
Jaden’s sometimes say stuff before they think which he can leave to insulting you and offending you but they come back and apologize. Jaden’s are very passionate and charming. People Make friends with him fast). Jaden’s love cheering on teams he will go crazy. (Jaden is a friend that everyone wants to keep around if you know a jaden that your friend your lucky)
Jaden: sup mah rich ass boi

Some random kid: bruh u just fucken insulted but not much how bout you boi

Jaden: oh shit i’m sorry.
Jaden by €boy :) December 26, 2019
Jadens are super hot. He always knows how to make people smile (in the dirtiest way) and loves gaming and star wars. he values his friends over anything, and often lets them go to the extent of hurting him just to make him happy. But just because he’s a nerd, doesn’t mean he can’t be athletic.
Jaden made me laugh by telling me a funny joke.
Jaden by RaYz P90 March 8, 2020