A man who is down for anything, loves having fun, and is very simple. He doesnt require much to be happy. He is extremely friendly as he makes friends easily.
by VindictiveAngel January 06, 2023
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by Razorbawz December 20, 2016
A holiday in the month of January, usually on a Friday, celebrated by Protestants while drinking a lot of beer. The day is chosen based on availability. The celebration is prepared for by withstanding from meat and alcohol for a week. Sometimes people plan for J-Storm, but in the end it really just is everyone getting f**** up when it's -20 out and there's nothing to do but drink in Wisconsin.
A first, J-Storm was about about drinking. Now it's about seeing old friend and drinking. Staring in January of 2012, J-Storm has grown significantly.
The first year Marty Spilled his drink on the ceiling and Joey took 23 shot. In 2015 Chase and Rae got engaged the same day as J-Storm (also Marty's birthday). In 2016 Angela fell asleep at the bar. In 2017 the bartender finally asked wtf is going on after reaslizing we've been doing this at J&B's Blue Ribbon Pub for 3 years.
Joey is the official historian of J-Storm.
Chase is the founder of J-Storm.
Marty's favorite holiday is J-Storm.
Pabst Blue Ribbon is the official beer of J-Storm but any type of alcohol is permitted.
A first, J-Storm was about about drinking. Now it's about seeing old friend and drinking. Staring in January of 2012, J-Storm has grown significantly.
The first year Marty Spilled his drink on the ceiling and Joey took 23 shot. In 2015 Chase and Rae got engaged the same day as J-Storm (also Marty's birthday). In 2016 Angela fell asleep at the bar. In 2017 the bartender finally asked wtf is going on after reaslizing we've been doing this at J&B's Blue Ribbon Pub for 3 years.
Joey is the official historian of J-Storm.
Chase is the founder of J-Storm.
Marty's favorite holiday is J-Storm.
Pabst Blue Ribbon is the official beer of J-Storm but any type of alcohol is permitted.
Marty spilled his drink all over the place and Chase didn't care because it was J-Storm.
Marty:"On a scale of 1 to 10, how drunk are you."
Chase:"J-Storm"
"I had a *life event* to go to this Friday but I cancelled it to go to J-Storm.
Marty:"On a scale of 1 to 10, how drunk are you."
Chase:"J-Storm"
"I had a *life event* to go to this Friday but I cancelled it to go to J-Storm.
by C-Stormer July 30, 2017
J patty is a Jamaican Beef Patty (soft dough which surrounds a spicy beef mixture). It is typically sold by street venders and is commonly found in train stations, subways, or very low class dinners. It is served at room temperature and has shelf life of about 3 months. However due to its texture and form it is possible to be sold a J Patty that is at least 3 years old and you may never know. Regardless of its age a J Patty will produce the same effect on the human body. A restless night of making love to a toilet out rear-end.
The J Patty.. Americas best creation.
The J Patty.. Americas best creation.
J PATTY ME
by The JPatty eater July 09, 2010
A fun and new way to say someone has small dick energy. Don’t tell anyone that has a name that starts with “J” and let them be confused.
by Chips Mischief October 16, 2020
by Rikki Tan September 21, 2008