by medical doser!!! March 18, 2020
Get the jesus mug.Sucks cock whilst eating a bowl of chicken chow mein usually on a soothing sunday before a hard day for school and after monday he fucks a nigger
Jesus is a big boy
by Penisbumhole September 5, 2021
Get the Jesus mug.by shits on the grass you touch May 11, 2021
Get the jesus mug.by sampossident August 23, 2021
Get the jesus mug.jesus has a huge cock😱
by B.D.J-Big Dick Jesus November 22, 2021
Get the jesus mug.information technologist who performs a technical mircle on a computer and/or laptop that been given it's last rights.
I took my laptop to BestBuy and they told me that it would be $2000 to send my hard drive away and maybe get some information from it. So I prayed and my IT Jesus and he saved my life and my laptop.
by Doolbox March 13, 2008
Get the it jesus mug.