Basically, the act of the Dutch Oven, but gone wrong. Instead of the other persons head being held underneath the covers, you find your own head underneath the covers, forcing you to inhale your own gasses.
Man1: Dude, did you give your girlfriend that Dutch Oven, as you told me you would?
Man2: Yeah, I tried, but she managed to turn it into a dutch oven suicide and trapped me underneath the blankets after I farted, I vomited for an hour.
Man2: Yeah, I tried, but she managed to turn it into a dutch oven suicide and trapped me underneath the blankets after I farted, I vomited for an hour.
by Some guy1 September 3, 2012
Get the Dutch Oven Suicidemug. When someone comes out of the closest.
Based off a joke from the 1997 episode, "The Puppy Episode", from the sitcom Ellen; when a gay person "recruits" enough people they then receive a toaster oven from "Headquarters" as a reward.
Based off a joke from the 1997 episode, "The Puppy Episode", from the sitcom Ellen; when a gay person "recruits" enough people they then receive a toaster oven from "Headquarters" as a reward.
by stonebutchclues June 24, 2017
Get the getting a toaster ovenmug. To have raunchy intercourse on an impersonal basis.
Ex1: I want him to put his mitts in my oven.
Ex2: Boy, I sure wish I could put my mitts in her oven.
Ex1: I want him to put his mitts in my oven.
Ex2: Boy, I sure wish I could put my mitts in her oven.
Ex1: I want him to put his mitts in my oven.
Ex2: Boy, I sure wish I could put my mitts in her oven.
Ex2: Boy, I sure wish I could put my mitts in her oven.
by Mr. Big Dick's Hot Whip April 7, 2011
Get the Mitts In My Ovenmug. when one farts on one's hand, while it is in the shape of a cup, then places the cupped hand on another's face.
by Camille...tcc July 6, 2007
Get the dutch oven mittmug. When you bake a kielbasa at 350° F for 15 minutes, then broil on high for 5 additional minutes. Proceed to pick up the kielbasa with designated “Polska” embroidered oven mitt and tenderly insert into lover’s dupa while whispering “gołabki”
by NaughtyKielbasa69 December 26, 2019
Get the Polish Oven Mittmug. When one deficates in anothers oven then proceeds to set it on self clean. As the oven proceeds to lock itself and burn all material the feces begins to roast like a thanksgiving turkey. This enturn ruins the oven and causes all future meals to taste like shit.
Ryan McFakin: Damn man my oven is ruined?
Harun Ali: Why dog?
Ryan: Someone gave me a Maryland Oven Roast and i can still taste that shit a year from then.
Harun Ali: Bro that sounds delish!
Harun Ali: Why dog?
Ryan: Someone gave me a Maryland Oven Roast and i can still taste that shit a year from then.
Harun Ali: Bro that sounds delish!
by HarunHater911 April 20, 2009
Get the Maryland Oven Roastmug. The act of passing gas into a large Casserole Dish And serving it to your unappreciative POS boyfriend for main course
by Aje45 November 28, 2021
Get the Slovak Dutch Ovenmug.