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Minecraft Minute

Similar to a Facebook Minute but it occurs when you are about to play Call of Duty but instead decide to quickly open your laptop to check your email then notice that you have the Minecraft button on your desktop and want to go on multiplayer just to check. This 'Check' can take from 10 minutes to 12 hours or more.
John: Dude where were you yesterday? You said we would play at 9:30!

Matt: Sorry man. Got sucked into another Minecraft Minute.

John: What the hell man that's the third time this week!
by TheSniper997 July 22, 2011
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Minecraft Sickness

An effect caused by playing a game of Minecraft for too long.

1. Fear of light. Fear of darkness. Fear of noises that resemble bow-shooting. Fear of SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS noise. Urge to punch trees and animals.
When not playing, you're planning what you'd build next, what area of your MC world you'd go to explore, so on.
Plus, you dream (daydream, too) in blocks.

2. When you finally get sick of minecrafterbating and decide to get outside and roar! You're so proud of yourself you break the habit, you're telling all your friends you quit.
But no need for them to worry, this won't last long, soon you'll be back mining >:-
1. A: man, we went to the field trip today. and there was that herd of sheep - grrrrrrrrrrrrrr, wat a waste of cloth! i soooooooo wanted to punch them!
B: IRL? XD
A: yeah
B: join the club, you have minecraft sickness)))

2.

A: alas, my friends, Ted won't join us at server tonight. he said he has a minecraft sickness ;)
B: oh, like, AGAIN? XD
by DodoSnail July 5, 2011
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Minecraft Weather

Rainy, miserable weather in which is good to play Minecraft.
by MarkSpinky March 8, 2019
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minecraft porn

I don't even know why it exists and from what I have seen its disgusting not as disgusting as boku no pico but disgusting
Some guy 1 : have you watched minecraft porn ?

Some guy 2 : no that shit is disgusting
by kevin7002 February 27, 2017
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minecraft dog

your minecraft dog that either died or is still waiting for you to come back after you stopped playing minecraft 2 years ago.
"goodbye georgia"
"she was the best minecraft dog you could afford to have"
"i cant believe she died. its all my fault"
"no its not she died trying to save you"
"it was my fault that she did that though."
"no its not"
"yes it is. I've been with her for 5 years since i started this game and now she's gone"
"but her memory will still live on"
"yes. yes it will"
by poop man man poop September 7, 2020
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minecraft is gay

a dumbfuck fortnite kid who said that minecraft is fucking gay
by krisbek17 October 6, 2020
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Minecraft PvP

Its when two players fight in minecraft with swords and whatever and some people call them self op just cuz there they have a emo skin and $399 wire mouse.
I Played Minecraft and did some extreme 3 hour Minecraft PvP
by dogebread February 7, 2023
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