Mentally Ill

When you’re watching High School Musical at 4:00 in the morning while crying because you’re not content with your own love life.

Dude, for one, that’s hella gay, but also you’re mentally ill.

by angry birds luvr December 1, 2021

ill change i promise

a promise made by someone when their partner is dumping him.
usually never works.

*kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!

chad proceeded to not change

by kieralovedanny February 18, 2025

Mental Illness

What "Mental Illness" specifically? What mental illness is it PRECISELY?

Hym "If school shootings are the result of 'mental illness' (Megyn), then which mental illness is it? This time it's an 'emotional disorder', last time they were schizophrenic. What's the diagnosis? That doesn't SOUND like a through-line to me! Does it sound like a through-line to you? The only through-line I see is the constant demonization. It's every single one too! Find a SINGLE ONE who wasn't constantly demonization by one side of the media or the people who BLINDLY ACCEPTED THE MEDIA'S PROPOSITIONS WITHOUT THINKING (JORDAN). No, you know what I think? I think I was RIGHT AGAIN! I think mental illness has become this sort of conflationary euphemism for 'Anyone who would kill kids'. You can dismiss and ignore anyone that way. And you know, most people would go straight to the bombings of other countries that results in the death of kids. Jist because it's remote doesn't mean it's 'less real' somehow. Are the people flying the drones mentally ill or is it the people who order the strike? Is the DRONE mentally ill? Do any of those people still get to have guns? I though you were a lawyer?"

by Hym Iam March 31, 2023

ill treat ur ass

if someone says something thats something u can say to the,

Sarah: your ugly as shit Hannah: ill treat ur ass

by whothesegoofyswannabe August 27, 2023

ill see you tomorrow

Created by mikeesins. When you are bored and about to go to bed or masturbate.

Hey!! ill see you tomorrow

by mikeesins April 4, 2020

wtf-ill

wat tha fuck i look like

Crackhead: aye man i got these cheesburgers buy em and i'll suck yo dick
Person: man get ur ass outta here wtf-ill

by Rufus Davis March 11, 2010

House of ill compute

a church or temple.

(parody of the term house of ill repute)

ah! The christian's must be heading to the house of ill compute.

by Qrez October 13, 2017