human perfection 

the person reading this ;))

you are such human perfection. ilysm babe <3

human perfection by milliebrown40 May 18, 2019

human resources

A department filled with individuals who were child-narcs turned professional.

"Hey man, you know that kid Mitch who used to narc on us in elementary school? I heard he grew up to work in Human Resources."

human resources by Jonnybro0 August 9, 2019

Human Screenshot 

Its when you Fart and sneeze at the same time making it a (Human Screenshot)

Dude I'm about to try and take a human screenshot.

Human Screenshot by taqqa November 10, 2019

hubmans 

Someone who is your man and husband to be.

"i love you hubmans"

hubmans by neelaberry March 10, 2021

Human Charcuterie Board 

When a ladies ample breasts are adorned with meats and cheese for one to partake in while having sexual intercourse.

Murph Turf was hungry during sex so his partner told him to use her chest as a human charcuterie board.

Human Charcuterie Board by The New Murph Turf September 14, 2021

humana hei hei 

A phrase used to convey confusion.

“Hey did you know about ~the thing~?”

“Humana hei hei? I have no idea what you’re talking about!”

humana hei hei by HufflepuffGRL February 1, 2022

Kinky Human 

That one homo-sapien that’s just absurdly kinky. If a kink exists, they will most likely have it.

An ordinary human: “Dude that kinky human is so kinky”
Another human: “They probably have every kink to exist”

Kinky Human by AnOrdinaryHuman February 15, 2021