40 hours

The amount of time you are supposed to practice in a day.

Go practice! You haven't practiced 40 hours today!

by NekiNeko May 6, 2023

haunting hour

The hour in which some believe all goblins, ghosts, etc. come out and roam the earth.

“Is it 3:00? I think it’s the haunting hour!”

by alliedog05 May 1, 2018

Thot hour!

From 2-6am when you’re at your prime horny phase ,normally when sleeping with another person and you wake up at “thot hour” to have sex.

Bitch lets fuck it’s thot hour!

by Thatbitch;) October 29, 2019

butthole hour

An early hour of the morning in which you’re crawling to water after getting shblamed the night before.

I had butthole hours at 8am this morning 🙄

by buttholehours July 10, 2022

Crackhead hours

Between the times of 12 a.m. and 3 a.m. where you know you should be in bed, but you instead stay up talking about random crap and doing stupid stuff like playing with fire.

Dude, I had some crazy crackhead hours this morning.

by Larry DonkBonkers November 29, 2019

top of the hour

The beginning of the hour or when a new hour starts. (1:00, 2:00, 3:00)

Hasan: Ad break at the top of the hour!

Chat: *revolts*

by Cowman. September 23, 2023

Boner hours

The early morning and late night hours where guys make terrible decisions based on their uncontrollable boners.

(i.e. as soon as they wake up In the morning or as they lay awake lonely at night).

These ghosts have been coming out of the woodwork, but I don’t take texts sent during boner hours seriously.

by Larz in Charge May 19, 2020