The position a male gets into when he lays his testicles in a sleeping female's eyesockets and places his penis between the female's upper lip and the tip of her nose. When the female is tickled she wakes up and is forced to give oral sex to the male.
"I gave Liv a Trojan Helmet when she was asleep once, but she didn't wake up."
"Don't you ever give me a Trojan Helmet again!"
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"Don't you ever give me a Trojan Helmet again!"
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by Definer November 2, 2004
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The act of defecating on someone's head from front to back, so as to imitate a Roman officer's helmet.
by britrocker2000 November 7, 2007
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A sexy fat voluptuous young woman who has a helmet for a head who are intellectually far superior than most geeks and have the ability to attract any dweeb towards them.
I heard he is in love with this chick from his Math tutorials , but dude she is a total Helmet Head.
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Get the Helmet-Head mug.the head of a penis also used to refer to those who are considered dorks, losers, nerds, or simply those who never get tail
by giblets January 13, 2004
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