A health-conscious person who goes as far as to press their napkin on to their pizza in an attempt to rid it of the top layer of grease-as if this will make their pizza any healthier.
Jeff: Hey,is Logan coming to the party tonight?
Andrew: Nah man,he's a total grease presser.He'll ruin the pizza.
Jeff:That's disgusting,man.
Andrew: Nah man,he's a total grease presser.He'll ruin the pizza.
Jeff:That's disgusting,man.
by kbair February 22, 2012
Get the Grease Pressermug. 
Construct used to describe an impossibly difficult and annoying thing to obtain that one immediately regrets upon finally succeeding. Catching a greased lemur is nearly impossible and extremely frustrating. They are slippery and moody and bite. Greased up, they are even more of a nightmare. And when you finally catch it, you have a hairy, exhausted disgusting oily lemur. Great. Hooray for me.
Not entirely dissimilar to a pyrrhic victory.
Not entirely dissimilar to a pyrrhic victory.
Dude, she's a greased lemur what are you doing? You're going to hate yourself when you finally get her.
by beeuhnay May 25, 2016
Get the greased lemurmug. A typically Derogatory term used to define someone who is generally greasy in character and just in general.
I.e. always showing up late, constant mooching etc
I.e. always showing up late, constant mooching etc
by Yell-A-wolF February 3, 2023
Get the grease pumpmug. by Drewy April 23, 2018
Get the Blunt greasemug. Person A: Mmm, this "chapstick" tastes weird, Person B.
Emily: First of all, that's cork grease. Second of all, say your goodbyes.
Emily: First of all, that's cork grease. Second of all, say your goodbyes.
by kwusty December 6, 2018
Get the Cork greasemug. A way for gear heads, bikers, grease monkeys and other folks with a wrench in there hand to say good bye. take it easy and keep on wrenchin'. keep it wheel side down.
by shwank April 7, 2013
Get the peace and greasemug.