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Goober, Goob, or Gooby

1. The ultimate gothic prince (or princess) in a fleeting love affair with Scotty, his evil sex slave. Has a crazy brother who is equally gothic and even twice as mentally unstable. (The entire family belongs in a maximum security insane asylum.)

2. Any utterly messed up person, place, or thing. (Preferably pretaining to Satan and Satan worship.)
Look at Gooby, he's got a shirt that says "Jesus loves me" written in blood.
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That haunted house was fairly Goobyish, but the real lair of Gooby contains more rotting carcasses and has a more sulfurous odor.
by Brian Shmid March 31, 2003
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Irish goodbye

When two leprichauns slap their cocks together on departing
Seamus and kev had a 'sword fight' jk it was just an Irish goodbye
by Sumborino March 27, 2017
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Irish Goodbye

Leaving without letting anyone know.

See also: Joe Biden’s Afghanistanexit strategy”.
If we get bombed into oblivion by a pack of fundamentalist goat herders, you can thank Sleepy Joe and his Irish Goodbye out of Bagram!
by K9Mamma August 19, 2021
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Manchurian Goodbye

When leaving the presence of a girl (usually girlfriend, but any girl you have performed any sexual acts with will suffice), you jab her in the throat and immediately give her a hickey where your punch landed.
I was leaving Jenny's house and I gave her the Manchurian Goodbye on my way out.
by Freaky Styley November 30, 2009
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Shanghai Goodbye

When, the morning after, the girl leans forward for a goodbye kiss from her man and he lightly punches her in both eyes, swelling them shut Chinese style.
"He gave his girl a Shanghai Goodbye so everybody would know she was taken."
by GlumReaper March 29, 2010
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Irish Goodbye

When someone avoids emotional situations by cutting off all communication and contact with specific people and goes on with life like nothing ever happened.
Rather than be honest about the reasons behind her actions Iranga pulled an Irish Goodbye... again.
by Baron von Burlison II September 22, 2018
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Jewish goodbye

Similar to an Irish goodbye, when you leave a party/bar/event without telling anyone. The difference is that you leave before the check comes.
Matt pulled a jewish goodbye and the rest of us got stuck with the bill.
by Eye8urbutt July 11, 2023
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