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Glocktard

Someone who needs to be shot multiple times with a glock due to their stupidity.
The outcasts are glocktards lets go blast those fools!
by Lavender Owl September 25, 2013
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Glocking

Hitting someone in the head with a glock (gun)
Did you see Nick go glocking a Hilary supporter?
by FGSDONFDINOFFD November 29, 2016
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Glocked up

the situation in which a person can't live without glocks.he gets locked with guns.Glock+Locked up=Glocked up.
"yo homie,they've got beef with me.so i'm glocked up now a days"
by Ra Skull August 2, 2012
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glocked

If I see a clown he's getting glocked
by im.a.flop October 26, 2016
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Glock

Noun: a gun for those who are practical.
I see alot of Glock bashing in favor of Sig's but lets be honest, for the price of a sig you can get 2 glocks, in the same caliber, you can also get replacement parts for about 1/4 the price. If your sig has a serious malfunction and you have to take it to a gunsmith you will have to do some deep digging to find a sig certified armorer, whereas glock armorers are a dime a dozen I know 6 of them without trying to find one. I am not arguing that a sig is a bit more accurate than the glock, thats a fact, however the accuracy difference is unnoticable at closer ranges (the ones that happen in real life like 25ft) The glock is easily the most reliable handgun on the market today with a larger mag capacity than sig or baretta and is the easiest on your wallet. It also requires less Preventive maintenance than any other gun. Everytime I hear about a jam or a malfunction with a glock, it's because someone didn't read the owners manual and applied gun grease or someone over oiled it, or hasn't cleaned it in 25 yrs(no shit actually happened...to a cop no less.) I am not saying its the best gun ever, but for CCW purposes and constant use, it is the best option for most. However if your a competition shooter and money is limitless, go sig or custom 1911.
I went shooting with a bunch of friends, who gave me no end of shit about owning a Glock not a sig. after 100 rounds the first sig jammed and needed a thourogh cleaning. after 500 rounds the second sig got a bullet lodged in the barrel and had to be taken out of commission for the day. after 2000 rounds the glock hadn't jammed and we were out of ammo.
by Cheif smackaho August 29, 2012
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glockenspeil

a cool word that should be used in every sentance.
e.g "I am feeling kinda glockenspeilish today hoorah!" or "i wish i had the glockenspeil to pull that tarty skirt off".
by Rozalia September 2, 2005
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Glock

To take, consume, watch, or any other general interaction with anything.
Yo' man you should let me glock on that good dutch.
by Cheeeeh March 14, 2010
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