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Glossy taco

The act of taking a hard taco shell, coating it with thicc layer of glossy top coat, and then inserting one's wood into the shell and fucking it until completion. The glossy top coat helps protect the taco shell from rupturing due to the sheer force of fucking, and the smooth coating decreases friction. Feels especially good when wet or lubed.
No girl wanted to hook up with me today so I bought myself some hard taco shells, a bottle of glossy top coat, and did the glossy taco.

(yep, I just lewded this perfectly innocent definition lol)
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 17, 2021
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Glossy taco

Glossy gel top coat of nail polish.

Used by the true HOLOSEXUALS following Simplynailogical on YouTube, to describe the beautiful top coat of transparent nail polish that you should apply if you want to have sexy nails.

Also, apply peel off base coat for peel porn.
After you have applied your holo glitter nail polish, you should seal it with a nice shinny glossy taco.
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glossy taco

A glossy nail polish top coat. You should watch Simply Nailogical via YouTube to find out more and to see the glossy taco in action.
"put on a quick glossy taco" Cristine, Simply Nailogical.
by Lily Taylor August 14, 2017
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glossy taco

The term Cristine Rotenberg, aka Simplynailogical on YouTube, uses to call a glossy topcoat. Cristine runs a nail channel and a glossy topcoat is the clear top/last layer of nail polish used to seal in nail polish
"Now we're gonna be using a glossy taco"
by fearfulfox July 30, 2017
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Glossy Taco

Cristine from the YouTube channel Simply Nailogical's way of saying "glossy top coat".
Cristine: " I suppose you don't have to put on a final coat of glossy taco. You could leave it--a little--textured. But you know me girl, I'm all about that glossy taco hahaha "
by SpicyMemester April 18, 2018
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glossy taco

a clear top coat to be used on top of holo, unicorn skins, or creme nail polish
add a glossy taco cause we're going to add nail vinyls next!
by ThePinkHolosexual April 18, 2018
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glossy taco

A glossy top coat in the world of a holosexual. Refer to Simple Nailogical on YouTube for a real life review
"I'm gonna seal it with a quick dry glossy taco cuz WE'RE GONNA ADD NAIL VINYLS NEXT!"
by Sugaiie July 16, 2017
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