gloopsnort

An interjection indicating complete disinterest in the subject at hand.

Greg: "My Saints are doing quite well this year."
John: "Gloopsnort."

by gloopsnorter January 13, 2010

glemp

"It perhaps means a state of vegetative wakefulness"

A "hideous creeping inertia that compels you to watch stupid internet videos instead of sleep, forever"

I feel glemp.

by Haegin November 22, 2011

glemp

The feeling where you don't want to do anything, despite other things you might enjoy doing or things that will benefit you.

This is mostly found where you just want to sit around fooling around on the internet instead of doing anything.

Described my web cartoonist Jeph Jacques as: "vegetative wakefulness".

Sally: Just close your laptop so we can go and eat ice cream for dinner, and sleep in.
Jeff: I can't. I'm glemp.

by Alyzzard November 27, 2011

Glampire

A fan of the band The Murder Groupies. For there Glam Rock Look and influences mixed with there Horror look and influences Which there fans tend to take on

Jim:That band looks like a group of Rock N Roll Vampires.

Nikki: Yea there a There a Bunch of Glampires

by Mr.Antichrist July 9, 2011

GLOM

"Goddammit, Love On Me!"

Used when one is in desperation, loneliness, or has feelings for someone who does not reciprocate.

"We did biology homework together until five in the morning. I was like, GLOM!"

by hellohenriques October 25, 2011

Glomdoring

To smash your keyboard excessively usually in the sense of spamming another person several copy pasted texts of words or phrases.

When sitting in a league of legends lobby and someone isnt starting the game and you smash your keyboard spamming STARTSTARTSTARTSTARTSTARTSTARTSTARTSTART That is Glomdoring.

by Mitchelle jones junior February 9, 2013

Glamputing

When someone modifies a computer too much for looks rather than just fictional.

A computer builder changes the default colour computer parts, adds custom grills, and custom loop cooling to make it look "wankey" this is considered to be Glamputing.

by Discovery83 May 14, 2015