Good girlfriend

A girl who loves you and has got your back. Look after her, she's a gem

I want a good girlfriend but there is no chance of that happening.

by Basically ace satan February 3, 2021

Goth girlfriend

That big titty goth girlfriend that will smother you with her big juicy thighs

“ bruh why can’t I just get a goth girlfriend that will love me and appreciate me ;-;”

by .:.:bruh January 29, 2022

maggies girlfriend

Something that is non-existing

Maggies girlfriend is around as much as my dad is

by FritzValentino February 21, 2022

Minecraft Girlfriend

Something every guy in the 2020s either wanted be have or wanted to be

Terry: Please! Don't hurt me!
Brad: Shut up dweeb!
Terry: Just let me text Mt Minecraft Girlfriend one last time

*Brad's phone vibrates*
*Awkward silence*
--TIMESKIP--
Terry: And that kids is how I met your father

by Big, Big, Martian October 17, 2022

Stunt Girlfriend

A woman you see when it's convenient for you because either you are wounded, non-committal, and/or a player. You have no intention of being in a monogamous relationship, but the constant cuddling, sex, spontaneous trips away, and all of the affection you provide leads her to believe you do.

This is enhanced by liberal amounts of future-talking with shared pronouns, holding hands, and sending regular texts.

We're breaking up. You are too broken, and I'm not your stunt girlfriend until you get your act together and leave for someone else..

by LogofileMBA November 30, 2022

ex girlfriend kink

a sexual attraction to your friends ex girlfriends, therfore breaking the bro code. disgusting!

Dave: I have to tell you something.
Micheal: What's up?
Dave: I think i have a crush on your ex girlfriend...
Micheal: Wtf Dave.
Sebastian: Dave has an ex girlfriend kink!

by Kumbear December 16, 2022

full time girlfriend

Being together with your girlfriend for a long time and making it known to everyone.

"I went from living with my parents to having my own condo and having my own business, making my own schedule, having money, dating women, finally having a full time girlfriend who I wanna be with..."

by dicke eier January 10, 2016