faberge egg

An invaluable antique that invokes an orgasmic-like state comparable to one’s first time watching Fight Club. Decorated with stale Sour Patch kids and adorned with tin foil from a three day old chipotle burrito, this elliptical treasure is the perfect replacement for a butt plug. You’ll find faberge eggs under barbed wire fences, national museums, a local Walmart, and your moms house.

“A healthy relationship and quality mental health? Why would I want that when I could have four faberge eggs up my ass?!”

by quit pro ayo March 22, 2023

faberge egg

Great heavens almighty! Is that our savior, divine being from above, the Jesus Christ?! Why, no, but I can see why you’re confused. That, my friend, is a faberge egg, one of the most illusory objects to ever exist. It is timeless, crafted from the souls of dead Republican senators, detailed with an engraved sequential narrative depicting the entire plot to “How to Train Your Dragon”, and stands on a plate composed of flattened Twisted Tea cans. It is remarkable, terrifyingly beautiful, and the perfect shape to stick up your ass.

In the early years of primary school education on drugs, the government showed a video, where a cracked egg in a frying pan was “your brain on drugs”. If that was a faberge egg, the quote would’ve been “this is your brain on God”.

by quit pro ayo March 22, 2023

Faber

A faber (pronounced faa-ber) is the cross between fat, f@g, and the n-word (hard r).

"Yo slime, did you see maple today?" Boy 1

"Yea bro, she's such a faber." Boy 2

by xillow March 28, 2023

Faer

the power or process of creating especially unrealistic or improbable mental images in response to psychological need

My pronouns are Faer so I identify as both

by LutaBangBang May 11, 2023

Faber Rodrigues

A guy with w rizz

A loyal boy

A leng boy/man
Very Tall

Faber Rodrigues is him

by Lengboi2133 June 12, 2023

Færgebajer

A beverage best enjoyed on the fairy

bring some færgebajers for the trip to Esbjerg

by Tjalfebjoern August 31, 2023

Famer

A fake gamer. Someone who pretends to be a competent and competitive gamer, but is not. They often avoid opportunities to showcase their “skills,” for fear of being discovered as a famer.

Bro, did you hear how Frank and Joe said they’re better at gaming than Jared?

Yes bro, that’s absurd. Joe and Frank just pretend to be good at gaming, they’re famers.

by DaRealGamerSHNOWDOE August 10, 2024