To be one of the mostannoying bitches. Evan tends to think heβs funny even though his jokes come off as cringe. The correct response to an evan is to tell him to stfu.
a great guy, heβs really talented and smart but he doesnβt know it, heβs a great listener and heβs such a dork but heβs my dork. heβs really funny and really fucking good at playing the guitar, and heβs for sure one of the most selfless and kind people iβve ever met. heβs a great hugger and he has really strong arms and abs, we have so many inside jokes and he makes me feel so much better about myself. heβs a genuine person, and he always accepts me and supports me no matter what:) heβs really nice to my family and my friends, heβs also really empathetic and heβs really hot, heβs a great boyfriend and friend. such a great person, i donβt ever want to lose him, i love you evan:))
βevan spent like two hundred dollars taking ubers to see me this weekendβ
βoh what a silly gooseβ
a man who is a peace of shit and will ruin ur life if u even try to help him. he is self centred and always complains about his life. he has very pretty eyes and will be there for u if u donβt piss him off