Chocolate doughnut

Asshole/Butthole (best used to say -a real pain in my ass-, but when there is an audience who don't take to language)

"Did you do that assignment yet?"
"Yeah, was a real pain in my.." (looks at christian cousin) "-chocolate doughnut'"

by RedShankyMan November 18, 2019

Alabama Doughnut Toss

When you're in the shower, and you take a steaming shit into your hand and toss it into the toilet.

Jerome's stomach went off in the shower, and he tried to do an alabama doughnut toss. He missed and hit the sink.

by Slongdinger69 March 19, 2022

Glazed doughnut

Glazed Doughnut

You must have eaten a ton of Pussy , Your Face looks like a Glazed Doughnut

by Shmoe H March 21, 2024

Screaming doughnut

A never ending loop of men engaged in anal intercourse locking the last man into the first.

“Mate, that stag do got so weird it almost became a Screaming Doughnut. We had to call it a night.”

by Son of a Glitch July 23, 2025

Doughnut Club

when accounting for all aspects including things like personality or maintenance, a group of girls that think they are hot, but are actually zero's.

person 1: buzz, your girlfriend. woof!
person 2: yeah, halie is in the doughnut club, she's a butterface, a bit like ruth buzzie and screetch had a child. high maintenance, a terrible person, begs for social media cred and think she's hotter than fire. not to mention she still lives with her parents at 30 years old and doesnt have a job. well, unless you count mommy and daddy's money having a job. she's got big boobs though, so there is that...

by boshk October 5, 2022

Boston cream doughnut

When you cum in a girl then poop on her chest

My girl said she wanted a boston cream doughnut for breakfast. So I came inside of her and then pooped on her chest.

by Christismynigga July 1, 2018

Doughnut

A term most commonly used by multi-Michelin starred chef and star of the small screen, Gordon Ramsay to describe someone who can't cook for jack shit. This term can be used by itself or in conjunction together with the expletive "Fucking" or "Fuckin" i.e. Fucking Doughnut/ Fuckin Doughnut.

Gordon Ramsay: Is there anything today that I ate that wasn't microwaved?
Fucking Doughnut: The salad.
Gordon Ramsay: The salad?
Fucking Doughnut: Yeah.
Fucking Gordon Ramsay: You Fucking Doughnut. Of course you don't put fucking salad in the microwave!

by Prophet Dusk March 5, 2021