doo doo on the floor

Used when your losing an argument or need someone's attention. It's so absurd your opponent will walk away from confusion and disgust. Also Something to say when your being ignored in a conversation.
Example 1:
Dude 1: Bro your bout as inbred as joe Biden and his cousin.

Dude 2: Doo Doo on the floor

Example 2:
Dude 2: Hey guys remember wh-
Dude 1: Eyy bros I went surfing down at the omaplata drinking some ranch.
Dude 2: Yeah, I was gonna s-

Dude 1: And rad'ly enough got a rusty fishhook stuck in my foot from Larry David's fishpole.
Dude 2: Doo Doo on the flow. (Said like this for more diversity)
Everyone: what
by EVANGELOS. July 18, 2021
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overdue doo doo

When it has passed the time of your normal bowel movement.
After I ate that block of 10 Year Old Cheddar cheese from the Amish dairy in Wisconsin I got overdue doo doo for the whole drive home.
by jd206 May 18, 2019
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Doo Doo Smooch

To apply lipstick to your butt hole and give someone a kiss with it usually while they are passed out.
"What girl was kissing my neck last night?" None! You passed out and we doo doo smooched you!
by big bert13 February 13, 2011
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doo doo freckle

The left over speckles in the toilet after an explosive shit. These do not flush easily and cover the inside of the bowl like freckles on a sun kissed face.
That guy just blew up the toilet and left some serious doo doo freckles behind.
by Bonsai77 February 15, 2025
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doo-tah-doo

When you are in the bathroom, and the person befor you left just a little paper on the roll, you use the cardboard cylinder to go "doo-tah-doo" to get the attention of someone else that you need a replacement roll of toilet paper
by The original creator August 10, 2008
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