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dong gauntlet

A training apparatus for American football designed to simulate the resistance of running through a defensive secondary. Resembles a gauntlet of dongs.
"Coach made us do fifty runs through the dong gauntlet today."
by vrsi_rules October 21, 2008
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scongby dong

when a scooby snack is stuffed in one's asshole and pooped out onto another's dong during doggy-style anal intercourse
shaggy: i just gave velma a fuckin scongby dong...holy shit, i zoinked in her balloon knot so hard
by mrpeepeplace April 28, 2023
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Hair of the Dong

Having sex the morning to recover from having too much sex the night before.
Gosh Gina, my coochie hurts from the party last night with the visiting football team. Gina Sounds like you need some Hair of the Dong!
by lewbacca August 26, 2015
mugGet the Hair of the Dongmug.

Strong Dong

When your penis has noticiably large muscles.
That man has a strong dong! You could see it's muscles from a mile away!
by JanisTheManis July 20, 2016
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Dong Digger

Similar to the gold digger only she goes after large manhoods that live on welfare and food stamps. Often infertile...
Darian: Man that dong digger made me spend all of this month's welfare and food stamps.
Adrian: Told you! She came into your life and made you wanna spend it all on her in one day.
Darian: Yeah...though the infertile freak did give me the claps
by DJ Craze October 24, 2013
mugGet the Dong Diggermug.

dong enragment

A guide to get a bigger dick
Dang, your two inch dick needs dong enragment
by DArealWebstam8 June 19, 2016
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Dong Spew

A milky viscous fluid with a slightly basic PH which spews from your dong when it gets very excited. Tends to cause pregnancy in females.
by Photonix July 6, 2010
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