A training apparatus for American football designed to simulate the resistance of running through a defensive secondary. Resembles a gauntlet of dongs.
by vrsi_rules October 21, 2008

when a scooby snack is stuffed in one's asshole and pooped out onto another's dong during doggy-style anal intercourse
by mrpeepeplace April 28, 2023

Gosh Gina, my coochie hurts from the party last night with the visiting football team. Gina Sounds like you need some Hair of the Dong!
by lewbacca August 26, 2015

by JanisTheManis July 20, 2016

Similar to the gold digger only she goes after large manhoods that live on welfare and food stamps. Often infertile...
Darian: Man that dong digger made me spend all of this month's welfare and food stamps.
Adrian: Told you! She came into your life and made you wanna spend it all on her in one day.
Darian: Yeah...though the infertile freak did give me the claps
Adrian: Told you! She came into your life and made you wanna spend it all on her in one day.
Darian: Yeah...though the infertile freak did give me the claps
by DJ Craze October 24, 2013

by DArealWebstam8 June 19, 2016

A milky viscous fluid with a slightly basic PH which spews from your dong when it gets very excited. Tends to cause pregnancy in females.
by Photonix July 6, 2010
