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Coon Beater

Someone who beats unlawful african-americans for a living. Usually for approximatley $2500 year. Its a rough living but beatin a bunch of coon's is all in a hard days work. And someone has to do the dirty work on this god forsaken EARTH
JD: Dude garrett, why the fuck are you sweating your tits off?

Garrett: I was just on jonathin street and beat twenty-ten coon's! Tribute!! Victory Stoig! Im the most bost Coon Beater there every was!
by chrispytits December 9, 2008
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Coon Lips

A racial term to refer to a black persons large lips.
Did you see the coon lips on that guy? They were HUGE!
by Commandent April 7, 2009
mugGet the Coon Lipsmug.

Coon Pack

A type of weed; that when smoked, puts you out of your mind but not in a good way. Thought to be below reggie and gravel from the side of the road.
Eddies smoking on the Coon Pack, he said he has everyone's girl.
by Kingtwat February 15, 2015
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Coon Grease

1. A word that is used to describe a negros greasy oiled hair
2. African American hair which can cause one to slip on the floor like a banana peel. when you come accros coon grease please place a caution greasy floor sign up on the floor so your fellow caucasians dont break they self!
Wow if we rang all the coon grease out of your hair we could wax madd cars! damn!!!!

ron: damn i just slipped on a banana peel
don: nah dude that was shaquams coon grease from after he did that hand stand!
by peterbattista November 3, 2006
mugGet the Coon Greasemug.

coon bashing

coon bashing: driving around with your friends out in the country at night, looking for eye glare. when you see the eyes you pull up and everyone jumps out and uses their coon bashing sticks (golf clubs, baseball bats..) and beats the piss out of the coon. then you pick it up and throw it in the back of the truck (to tally up at the end of the night, mostly because your not going to remember most of it thanks to milwaukee's best) and go find another one
Isnt wisconsin boring? what do you boys do for fun?

well we usually grab out gear and a 30 pack and go coon bashing.
by RV broski May 26, 2008
mugGet the coon bashingmug.

coon hunting

what rednecks in virginia say when they go out looking to beat a niggers ass
hey jonny u sure did miss some fine coon hunting last night, u missed me stompin' that niggers jaw into the pavement
by brokewhiteboi92 November 21, 2010
mugGet the coon huntingmug.

coon sled

A nigga's ride. Usually a late model piece of shit tricked out with spinners, fuzzy dice, nice stereo and animal print seat covers.
Did you see Darnell's new ride? Shee, that ain't no ride that's a coon sled.
by Mooseman69 March 2, 2011
mugGet the coon sledmug.

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