Brandon Chong

The leader of the Hong dynasty, sworn to restore the greatness of classical china. Looks like 😝, also happens to be 4’3

Brandon Chong got trampled by a stampede of ants

by Kouch_Potato7 February 25, 2024

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Dirty Ching-chong

During oral sex, when a female licks a man’s testicles with her tongue resulting in a euphoric and pleasurable sensation. Obtaining such is described by many as one of the pinnacle moments in a man’s early upbringing.

Bob: bro Rachel sucked the skin of my d*ck last night!
Andrew: Did you get a dirty Ching-chong?
Bob: nah she just sucked me off fr.
Andrew: fucking pussy! You ain’t a G if you never got a dirty Ching-chong.

by Dirtychingchonglover46 May 25, 2022

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Ching Chong

The guy who ate your dog or the guy who eats bats.
The guy who has non existent eyes.

You Ching Chong Bing Bong you have a small Ding Dong.

by O0OOOGA Bo0ga May 22, 2023

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Zingy Ching Chong

A wack ass Asian kid from the sewage that the ninja turtles came from and he can’t see through his eyes cus they’re as small as his dic-... he’s pretty short but he’s a good friend.

“Zingy Ching Chong? Where is he? I can’t see him... ohhh he’s right next to me.”

by Yung MC November 29, 2019

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