Lawn Chocolates

Rabbit and other rodent droppings on your lawn that your dog eats.

That crazy dog Maggie has finished her dinner, and now she wants to go out to the yard to eat lawn chocolates for dessert.

by WillyWonky April 5, 2011

Chocolate mongoose

It’s when a person dips their penis in a fresh pile of dog shit, and they shove their dick inside somebody’s ear

JIMMY! Don’t give your little brother a chocolate mongoose again! It took two hours to make his ear not smell like grandpas dick.

by Ranch Dick February 25, 2022

Chocolate Walrus

When having sex doggy-style, the rearing partner inserts his/her index and middle fingers in the b-hole, then puts them in the downed partner's upper gums looking like a Walrus's tusks....covered in chocolate.

Starla was mad at George because he performed a chocolate walrus on her, causing her to get the poo in her mouth.

by Dr. Mantis Tobaggan November 13, 2019

chocolate coffin

when you're giving someone head and then you bite their dick off and swallow it whole. when you poop it out the entirety of the penis is encased in human shit.

man, that chocolate coffin clogged up my toilet.

by ogturtlesquad June 10, 2017

Chocolate Dog

That phrase “Chocolate Dog” is the process of a man shitting in his hand, and jerking off with it.

Did you hear that mike tried to “Chocolate Dog” last night?

by Gay niggger faggot babe December 24, 2020

Chocolate Probation

When you want to do anal but you haven’t shit yet.

Jefferey: Hey, man, can I buttfuck you?
Brad: Nah, bro, I’m so constipated.
Jefferey: Aw, damn, I’m on chocolate probation again!

by TheHumbuccleMan November 22, 2019

Chocolate Spit

The strange phenomenon when eating chocolate where the chocolate and your saliva mix

I'm choking on Chocolate Spit

by RAADP303 January 23, 2018