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Capaneese

Someone whom speakith the false truth
Bartholomew: Aye yo I got head from the principle
Charlemagne: Nah this dude be speakin capaneese
*Bartholomew and Charlemagne both then proceed to kiss*
by iLoveMennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn October 22, 2020
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captain save-a-ho

Someone who will go out of their ways to back up their pleutonic girl friends even when they know that she has sleep with everyone within a 25 mile radius. A captain save-a-ho's objective is to is to eventually be the next person to sleep with the ho, but usually ends up failing miserably because they tend to be socially awkward. And a captain save-a-ho usually ends up getting played by spending ridiculous amounts of money on their meals while not only not being able to get any, but by also allowing the ho to sleep with one's own best friend.
Man what are you? A captain save-a-ho? Wake up idiot! She just banged both of our best friends back to back and there are talks that she like bukkake shots along with trains.
by Charles Eggleston January 2, 2007
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cheerleading captain

This is THE queen bee. The captain is usually the all around most popular. But, this also comes with alot of responsibility. Such as making all team descisions and has the final say-so in most situations. HAs the most power on the team except for the advisor/coach/sponser.The captain yells the cheer and the team falls in.
Cheerleading Captain: Ready?
Cheerleading Squad: O-kay.
by Savannah Michelle May 16, 2006
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Captain Hungry

Another way of saying 'I am hungry' in an emphasized groan of hunger. This term derives from a dream in which a super hero called Captain Hungry went and fed all the hungry people, so when in need of nourishment, one would call to him for food, and therefore call 'Captain Hungry!'
Betsy: *rumble rumble* Ahh Man, Captain Hungry!
by Von Mintski May 16, 2005
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Captain Home Slice

synonomous to "Rossi".
def 1: means someone who can turn faster lap times than Gibernau
def 2: means someone who seems like a friend but will bed your wife/girlfriend quicker than you can say "Bobs your uncle"
I wishe I were like Capt. Home Slice
by Rocco Warwick April 13, 2005
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Captain of Rockets

Someone who has done everything thinkable long before middle age which is totally unprovable
Leon has done it all he's Captain of Rockets
by Fatticus Matticus December 9, 2008
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captain fantasy

by prior2247 September 30, 2008
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